I use a goat

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’m more of an Ox Cutter

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• EatYouWell@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You’re missing the “rip it the fuck out with a rapidly rotating drum of tweezers” option.

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• youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I used a high powered laser to burn away each hair follicle one at a time over months

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• Kedly@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ox Cutter

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Sanding belt 👍

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• GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  semiautomatic rifles are more for puncturing than cutting

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  • oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Exactly

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• Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Chainsaw of course! Anyone who uses something else is mentally ill

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• Muhr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Scythe 🥰

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  inner: scythe
  outer: grow it out

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• Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Hair spray & lighter 🔥

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• kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  friction

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Don’t do this yourself! Your mom does it for me with her teeth. Shitpost4ever!

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I use a nuke

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• callyral@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  all of the above

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• Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  … A razor and a mirror

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