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I use a goat

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m more of an Ox Cutter

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  • EatYouWell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re missing the “rip it the fuck out with a rapidly rotating drum of tweezers” option.

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  • youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I used a high powered laser to burn away each hair follicle one at a time over months

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  • Kedly@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ox Cutter

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sanding belt 👍

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    semiautomatic rifles are more for puncturing than cutting

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    • oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly

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  • Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Chainsaw of course! Anyone who uses something else is mentally ill

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  • Muhr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Scythe 🥰

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    inner: scythe
    outer: grow it out

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  • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hair spray & lighter 🔥

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    friction

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t do this yourself! Your mom does it for me with her teeth. Shitpost4ever!

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use a nuke

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  • callyral@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    all of the above

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  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    … A razor and a mirror

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