vegan cum? how
Stop spoiling your kids
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Johanno@feddit.de 11 months ago
Well according to some vegans human do not count. So human meat is vegan too.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think there’s an untapped market for lab-grown human meat out there.
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Plants have needs and desires that are unmet by omnivores
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If someone gives their body willingly it is technically vegan to some.
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is fuckin gross & weird
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It is indeed
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 11 months ago
I guess we have a weirdest post of the day winner.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thank you for the nomination!
kinther@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Definitely one of them
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Weirdest post of the day award may not be the high honor you think it is, O0
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s not? Damn.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I remember being on a cub scout camping trip and while our group was on a hike, we passed a little creek and there was some kind of foam building up at a spot where the water narrowed and got agitated around and some kid just yells “ew is that deer cum?” A few of us (myself included) laughed and some of the other kids were like “what is cum?” Which just made us laugh even harder while the adults tried to just get everyone moving again.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Classic kid antics
Grass@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I don’t really get why this exists but I caught myself thinking that the gender neutral cum was missing, because I remember my dad lost his shit over the gender neutral candy on the original. He also lost his shit over gender neutral Santa and other stuff that is simply not a thing beyond other people like him bringing it up on Facebook like anyone actually wants that.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t get why it exists either. That’s why I put it in Lemmy Shitpost. But yes it should really have a gender neutral cum.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is this the part we’re supposed to say “that’s enough internet for the day,” and promise we’re going to turn it off, or just become desensitized and keep reading more depraved nonsense?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve no fucking clue honestly
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 11 months ago
WTF was the original comic here?
crystal@feddit.de 11 months ago
the original comic
Back in my day, we just ate the peanut candy and died.
Vespair@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“gender-neutral candy”
Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do us riddled with their insecurities like that.
TheMinions@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.
My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.
My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Back in my day, we just ate cum.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Probably trying to make fun of people with dietary restrictions or preferences.
Micromot@feddit.de 11 months ago
Exactly that
effward@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The only other version I’ve seen has all the kids asking for fentanyl/fent.
Not sure what the original is.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is the original comic