Stop spoiling your kids

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  WTF was the original comic here?

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  • crystal@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    the original comic

    Back in my day, we just ate the peanut candy and died.

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    • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “gender-neutral candy”

      Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do us riddled with their insecurities like that.

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    • TheMinions@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.

      My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.

      My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Back in my day, we just ate cum.

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Probably trying to make fun of people with dietary restrictions or preferences.

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    • Micromot@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Exactly that

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  • effward@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The only other version I’ve seen has all the kids asking for fentanyl/fent.

    Not sure what the original is.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      This is the original comic

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  vegan cum? how

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  • Johanno@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Well according to some vegans human do not count. So human meat is vegan too.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I think there’s an untapped market for lab-grown human meat out there.

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  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Plants have needs and desires that are unmet by omnivores

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    If someone gives their body willingly it is technically vegan to some.

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• Bristlecone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is fuckin gross & weird

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It is indeed

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I guess we have a weirdest post of the day winner.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Thank you for the nomination!

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  • kinther@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Definitely one of them

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Weirdest post of the day award may not be the high honor you think it is, O0

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s not? Damn.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I remember being on a cub scout camping trip and while our group was on a hike, we passed a little creek and there was some kind of foam building up at a spot where the water narrowed and got agitated around and some kid just yells “ew is that deer cum?” A few of us (myself included) laughed and some of the other kids were like “what is cum?” Which just made us laugh even harder while the adults tried to just get everyone moving again.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Classic kid antics

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t really get why this exists but I caught myself thinking that the gender neutral cum was missing, because I remember my dad lost his shit over the gender neutral candy on the original. He also lost his shit over gender neutral Santa and other stuff that is simply not a thing beyond other people like him bringing it up on Facebook like anyone actually wants that.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I don’t get why it exists either. That’s why I put it in Lemmy Shitpost. But yes it should really have a gender neutral cum.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Is this the part we’re supposed to say “that’s enough internet for the day,” and promise we’re going to turn it off, or just become desensitized and keep reading more depraved nonsense?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’ve no fucking clue honestly

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