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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B, and it isn’t even close.

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What about B appeals to you

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      • platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Also balding

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      • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.

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      • FanciestPants@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.

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      • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Fuck taxes

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      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.

        Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.

        Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.

        No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.

        Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.

        Night light to keep the monsters at bay.

        And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.

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    • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Rare Fish

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  • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B all the way. I’ll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it’s 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I’ll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my businessman model to thr point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread and just keep expanding until I get assassinated.

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    • Olmai@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Depends on how scared the neighbors are. Are they “let’s avoid that guy” scared, or “we better kill him before he kills us” scared ?

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I feel like it depends on who the neighbors are. Live in a suburb, cool. Live 45 minutes from the closest grocery store… yeah that neighbor is likely to murder you.

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      rip in pices

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B is preferable mainly because the prospect of always being hard seems horrible.

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    • superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Having to contact my doctor every 3 hours sounds exhausting.

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.

    Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

    If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

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    • habanhero@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.

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      • fatzgebum@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Or they are all equally useless.

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    • octoperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles

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  • Administrator@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I’m a bit concerned about logistics

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    • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Infinite things, by definition, can not be rare.

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Unless you control their availability.

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      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        One fish of an in infinite number of species

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    C: bitch slap idiots that make these memes.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Image

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.

    I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.

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  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B. Obviously. Not even a question

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  • SandLight@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Can I unplug the night light?

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    • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      yeah but theres a second one

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      • lorez@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Can I unplug that too?

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  • KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Infinite rare fish

    They’d no longer be considered “rare” then, right? Or can only I eat/keep them?

    Night light

    Could be good or bad. Is this a night light in just one specific room? Is it a flashlight I always have on me to use as needed? Is it a glowing orb that floats around me that I can’t control?

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  • carnimoss@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I thought this was about Animal Crossing because of the fish but regardless B

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  • Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B. Sell all the fish, House the homeless, not have to pay taxes on anything including selling of fish and housing the homeless, walk past my neighbors every night at 10:01 PM with a cart of rare fish, pay for more hair with rare fish.

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  • Selmafudd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?

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    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Are the uncles the same?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding.

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  • petersr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What kind of “guess the billionaire” game is this?

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  • Sanyanov@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think people are overestimating the ease of selling and market demand for rare fish. Most are likely not edible or desirable to be eaten.

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Oh they’re dead fish? I was hoping to restore threatened and endangered species.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Who said that they are endangered? What if they are all new invasive fish, it didn’t say they already existed in nature, simply that they are rare. A one of a kind fish, is the rarest of fish.

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  • AWittyUsername@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A, I’d create an uncle army and take over the world.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’m more peaceful, I would just make an uncle reactor.

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      • Supermikea@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Uncleareactor

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      • AWittyUsername@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Oh so universal unlimited energy. Why not do both?

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  • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B. Not even a question. A is awful.

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    • Lodespawn@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Being friends with Tom Hardy seems like the worst bit. Who the hell wants to be friends with some preppy english toff?

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      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Everyone

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    i’d give anything to have a constant boner

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    • MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      No way I’d want to do weird toilet yoga every time I went for a piss

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    • vsh@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I hope we’ll never see you at the community swimming pool

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  • qwerty_bastard@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Seriously specific

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  • FQQD@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Probably A. Gotta get that balding

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Both are balding. You are just covering up the fact that you want an infinite amount of uncles

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      • FQQD@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        No, just the balding. (How did you know?)

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,

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  • TeamDman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Infinite rare fish sounds like a modded skyblock resource generation system

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  • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A: uncles take care of themselves (unlike the fish), you can have much more fun with uncles. Always hard could be a problem… I mean, it means I could never wear jeans again. Could be always hard on demand. Also I really like lambos. Tom Hardy is a cool guy as well.

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    • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You have serious real estate & infinite rare fish you can sell for a lot of money, and the government isn’t tax-raping your profits to death, you can buy several or more lambos.

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      • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I might not be up to date with Mongolia real estate value. Isn’t it most steppe? Plus I really don’t want to deal with people to sell them the fish. I’m more for a relaxed and fun life with all my uncles and Tom Hardy, not the hustle.

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  • outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    B

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Do I have to live in Mongolia?

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