B all the way. I’ll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it’s 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I’ll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my businessman model to thr point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread and just keep expanding until I get assassinated.
Choose A or B
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PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Olmai@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Depends on how scared the neighbors are. Are they “let’s avoid that guy” scared, or “we better kill him before he kills us” scared ?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I feel like it depends on who the neighbors are. Live in a suburb, cool. Live 45 minutes from the closest grocery store… yeah that neighbor is likely to murder you.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
rip in pices
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
B is preferable mainly because the prospect of always being hard seems horrible.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Having to contact my doctor every 3 hours sounds exhausting.
Delphia@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.
Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.
If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.
habanhero@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.
Delphia@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.
fatzgebum@feddit.de 6 months ago
Or they are all equally useless.
octoperson@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles
Administrator@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I’m a bit concerned about logistics
Justas@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Infinite things, by definition, can not be rare.
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Unless you control their availability.
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
One fish of an in infinite number of species
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
C: bitch slap idiots that make these memes.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.
I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
B. Obviously. Not even a question
SandLight@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Can I unplug the night light?
KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Infinite rare fish
They’d no longer be considered “rare” then, right? Or can only I eat/keep them?
Night light
Could be good or bad. Is this a night light in just one specific room? Is it a flashlight I always have on me to use as needed? Is it a glowing orb that floats around me that I can’t control?
carnimoss@lemmings.world 6 months ago
I thought this was about Animal Crossing because of the fish but regardless B
Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
B. Sell all the fish, House the homeless, not have to pay taxes on anything including selling of fish and housing the homeless, walk past my neighbors every night at 10:01 PM with a cart of rare fish, pay for more hair with rare fish.
Selmafudd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are the uncles the same?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding.
petersr@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What kind of “guess the billionaire” game is this?
Sanyanov@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I think people are overestimating the ease of selling and market demand for rare fish. Most are likely not edible or desirable to be eaten.
explodicle@local106.com 6 months ago
Oh they’re dead fish? I was hoping to restore threatened and endangered species.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Who said that they are endangered? What if they are all new invasive fish, it didn’t say they already existed in nature, simply that they are rare. A one of a kind fish, is the rarest of fish.
AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A, I’d create an uncle army and take over the world.
Dicska@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m more peaceful, I would just make an uncle reactor.
Supermikea@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Uncleareactor
AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh so universal unlimited energy. Why not do both?
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 months ago
B. Not even a question. A is awful.
Lodespawn@aussie.zone 6 months ago
Being friends with Tom Hardy seems like the worst bit. Who the hell wants to be friends with some preppy english toff?
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Everyone
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 6 months ago
i’d give anything to have a constant boner
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No way I’d want to do weird toilet yoga every time I went for a piss
vsh@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I hope we’ll never see you at the community swimming pool
qwerty_bastard@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Seriously specific
FQQD@feddit.de 6 months ago
Probably A. Gotta get that balding
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Both are balding. You are just covering up the fact that you want an infinite amount of uncles
FQQD@feddit.de 6 months ago
No, just the balding. (How did you know?)
thorbot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 months ago
On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,
TeamDman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Infinite rare fish sounds like a modded skyblock resource generation system
Im_old@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A: uncles take care of themselves (unlike the fish), you can have much more fun with uncles. Always hard could be a problem… I mean, it means I could never wear jeans again. Could be always hard on demand. Also I really like lambos. Tom Hardy is a cool guy as well.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You have serious real estate & infinite rare fish you can sell for a lot of money, and the government isn’t tax-raping your profits to death, you can buy several or more lambos.
Im_old@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I might not be up to date with Mongolia real estate value. Isn’t it most steppe? Plus I really don’t want to deal with people to sell them the fish. I’m more for a relaxed and fun life with all my uncles and Tom Hardy, not the hustle.
outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
B
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Do I have to live in Mongolia?
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 6 months ago
B, and it isn’t even close.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What about B appeals to you
platypode@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Also balding
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.
FanciestPants@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fuck taxes
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 6 months ago
For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.
Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.
Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.
No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.
Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.
Night light to keep the monsters at bay.
And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Rare Fish