PeterPoopshit
@PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world
- Comment on Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job 1 year ago:
The hand out window in drive thru, the one where you give the customer their food is the most stressful position to work because whoever is in that window has to deal with all the bullshit pretty much. 2 months of working only that position would be pure torture.
- Comment on Inspired by real events 1 year ago:
That’s what pants are for
- Comment on Choose A or B 1 year ago:
B all the way. I’ll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it’s 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I’ll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my businessman model to thr point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread and just keep expanding until I get assassinated.
- Comment on Future You 1 year ago:
It still counts if you accidently poop your pants but manage to get it all back inside
- Comment on Survive the zombie apocalypse 1 year ago:
I would opt for the crossbow, machete and axe then use those to commendeer better equipment. Specifically that choice of weapons because ace is useful for chopping trees, machete is a weapon that doesn’t require ammo and it’s a lot easier to make crossbow arrows than bullets. Also take the night vision goggles in the off chance they’re of the high tech variety and not the of lighting based kind. Then use that stuff to basically steal everything on this list and more.
- Comment on 'Great' games I didn't play this year due to requirements 1 year ago:
Modern system requirements are such a joke. Like come the fuck on. 2005 graphics are good enough stop making us buy more electronics junk that’s just going to overheat itself to death 4 years later.
- Comment on Urban Dictionary: Shitpost 1 year ago:
Oh yeah well I’m still not retiring my year old crusty cumsock