Self-described “free speech absolutist” Elon Musk has just had a judge slam him for trying to punish and suppress the speech of critics. Judge Charles Breyer did not hold back in his ruling dismiss…
Words are great and all, but couldn’t the judge do something that actually impacts Elon in any way whatsoever?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
SLAMMED!!!
Then the judge dunked over Elon, licked their finger, and swirled it around in Elon’s latte macchiato. Finally, they lunged at Elon, who flinched, and then punched him twice for flinching.
fluxion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This account of the proceedings is now canon in my mind.
BrikoX@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That made me laugh, thanks.
Sunforged@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
What’s that?!