Samsung shifts executives to six-day workweeks to “inject a sense of crisis”

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• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know what destroys people’s productivity in the longterm? A sustained period of crisis and overwork.

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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah but they’re executives. Fuck em.

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    • dumpsterlid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah I think they work too hard and we should give them a complimentary vacation where they can lay by the sea in the shade of the guill otine trees with their shiny leaves hanging vertically, in wait for the perfect person to pass below so that they can detach themselves with a soft sigh and float down to and catch the passerby by surprise, reminding the relaxing CEOs with the lightest touch that forces are at work even they cannot control.

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  • frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not weeping over the c-suite and I side-eye anyone who is tbh

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• pelotron@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wtf crisis is Samsung facing

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  • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crisis of not accomplishing infinite growth.

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    • ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In a finite environment

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  • deforestgump@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not enough poors mining for precious minerals.

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• LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tech companies are so out of touch ffs, I cannot believ—

  shifts executives to six-day

  Lmaoooo Fuck 'em, should have made them do the whole 7

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• GreenSofaBed@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crisis mode because they “only” made $456 million last year. Year on year growth can’t go on forever, there has to be a max somewhere, crazy.

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• emerald@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How will these executives ever cope with an extra day of replying to emails or whatever 😭

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