volvoxvsmarla

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure you know what your kids are up to.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Our daughter is just 2 years 3 months old and she is already singing made up melodies and lyrics. A couple of days back she made up a song about new bushes (whatever that is). Her friend (3,5 years) jammed with her dad on a keyboard and started singing very creepily “it sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, and then it died”.

  What I love most about what kids say in these young years is that it is so freaking random. As a teen I loved dadaism and absurd theater and all this random stuff coming out of toddlers is absolutely golden. It sounds like a Merz poem at times. I can absolutely imagine a four year old telling a story about a cleaning lady with 5 kids and a husband.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save thousands⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you are an aspiring serial killer planning on serial killing then I’d say at victim #3 you should really invest in a small kitchen cremator to ignite your serial killing career

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do it⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly in some way he was lucky. There were people helping him and trying to rescue him and he could hear them directly and even see someone’s face at a point, they even gave him a radio to communicate to his wife waiting outside of the cave. He was comforted and had company and hope. A lot of other “explorers” or “adventurers” who die in freak accidents don’t have that much luck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I doubt the accents will change, or the plots will become more elaborate or realistic, or the drawing style will change. Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to get them hooked on something else. But be careful what you wish for because this will only give temporary relief until you start hating the new addiction and wish back the previous one. My girl went from binge rewatching a penguin cartoon to the little mole to a horribly animated newer cartoon about cats and dogs. And I fear we have reached the point at which we cannot hide or deny the existence of peppa pig any longer and I already regret dissing the kittens & puppies stuff because jfc I watched peppa pig for the first time today and I won’t be able to bear this one for the love of God

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell that to my daughter watching that soviet cartoon about penguins I had as a video tape over and over again on youtube

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brand X⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would guess the ad revenue. Twitter sells ads. Businesses are probably less likely to advertise on a rebranded platform that implemented so many controversial changes that advertising on it is now not only hitting a much smaller target group (since people left) but is also associated negatively, which might lead to losing even more clients. It is like a local organic fair trade food brand being associated with nestle. This will probably not lead to an increase in sales but much the opposite.