Sterile_Technique
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
- Comment on Terraria hits over 60 million sales with Terraria 1.4.5 shaping up to be another big update 2 weeks ago:
SHUDDUP! He can qui -hic!- he can quit any time he wants!
- Comment on Nintendo, famed for hating emulation, likely using Windows PCs to emulate SNES games at its museum 5 weeks ago:
It sued itself in it’s confusion!
- Comment on Future Fords might detect speeding and report you to the cops 3 months ago:
Wake me up when someone jailbreaks the thing and sells them as an aftermarket car mod that lets me aim it at any driver I’m pissed off at and broadcast a falsified report of their vehicle driving 90mph.
I get a “fuck you!” button, and the legal system gets a shit storm that eventually renders the tech inadmissable. Win win!!
- Comment on Paramount Cancels Halo Series After Two Seasons 3 months ago:
Halo’s been fucked since 343. Paramount was just kicking a corpse.
- Comment on US kids want games subscriptions and virtual currency more than games this Christmas 11 months ago:
We’ve been hooking kids on gambling since (at least) baseball cards, which -surprise!- were heavily lobbied to convince law makers to let it fly.
Consumers were doomed the instant we failed to torch and pitchfork that shit.
- Comment on What were your top favorite video games as a kid? 11 months ago:
One that never really took off for the N64 almost surely because the controls were so fucked - Jetforce Gemini.
Those who took the time to tolerate and master the janky controls were rewarded with a shooter that was otherwise second to none. AND YES THAT INCLUDES 007!
Hearing the music cranks the nostalgia up to 10 immediately.