werefreeatlast
@werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Oracle and Microsoft are reportedly in talks to take over TikTok 3 weeks ago:
No, pizza. Its a very original idea I just got. Hey, how come the pizza box has a hole in it?
- Comment on Oracle and Microsoft are reportedly in talks to take over TikTok 3 weeks ago:
First they’ll implemente camel toe and nipple blurring technology. Next Dioxing technology so you can’t say anything without telling everyone who you are and where you live. Finally voice recognition so they can feed text to their llms. And finally finally, hey! Tell us what you wanna see and we’ll make it for you…cuz that’s why people are on tiktok for.
Hmm OK…we would like our music teacher, miss Tia Tanaka to dance for the president… Hmmm are you sure that’s your music teacher? Cuz we got much higher resolution models of pretty much everyone else who has ever lived… Yes, out teacher Tia and her two best friends, one of who has a pizza box for no apparent reason.
- Comment on Reddit bans posting UnitedHealthcare shooter’s manifesto 2 months ago:
The words are upsetting their AI baby.
- Comment on Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash 3 months ago:
My dad was driving a truck full of pigs back in the 70s. He was driving with 2 friends in a very heavy rain. They were crossing a shitty Mexican bridge when they lost traction and went off into the river upside down. The river/channel was narrow so they doors wouldn’t open. They managed to break the windshield and escape. None of the pigs survived. But neither the pigs nor my dad or friends were wearing seatbelts… because Mexico and 1970’s, reasons, etc. I mean the truck was a Datsun and those things did not have seatbelts installed from what I recall.
- Comment on Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash 3 months ago:
This reminds me… I need a glass breaking hammer for safety in my non Tesla car.
- Comment on Can’t upgrade your PC to Windows 11? Buy a new one, is Microsoft’s laughable solution 4 months ago:
I’m pretty sure that there are grandmas now who have actually used Linux.
- Comment on Can’t upgrade your PC to Windows 11? Buy a new one, is Microsoft’s laughable solution 4 months ago:
LOL.
- Comment on Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx 4 months ago:
I don’t even have a single Nintendo or game of any sort. My kids got dupped by YouTube and so now it’s either cry or pay for that shit…a few years ago… Today though, they are old enough to get pissed at things. I shall explain what Nintendo is doing so that they make better choices in the future.
- Comment on Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx 4 months ago:
Yup
- Comment on Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx 4 months ago:
I’m now pretty sure we got our last Nintendo switch game. I’m not going to buy out kids anything Nintendo anymore. They are the most recent RIAA.
- Comment on Microsoft confirms its Paint 3D app is being discontinued in November 6 months ago:
This is why friends don’t let friends use Microsoft software.
- Comment on A first look at Microsoft’s new Surface Pro with Arm chips inside 8 months ago:
All keys are separable! The letter K is sold separately due to patents on the front.
- Comment on Windows 11 Recall AI feature will record everything you do on your PC 8 months ago:
If you record what an engineer does and then you play it to Chat-GPT, they can build a Chat-GPT engineer.
- Comment on Commercials Are Streaming’s New Norm, and Creators Aren’t Happy: “It’s Almost Worse Than Broadcast” 1 year ago:
We should just vote with our wallets… actually I think I need a new wallet, but right after that yeah.