NuraShiny

@NuraShiny@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The World Will Enter a 15-Year AI Dystopia in 2027, Former Google Exec Says⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Knowingly marching towards societal doom. Great. Murder these motherfuckers now and shut it all down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG Launches NSFW Game Giveaway "To Raise Awareness On Censorship In Gaming"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs a VPN in order to redeem the code if you are in Germany.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir gets $10 billion contract from U.S. Army⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is who gets your video if you age verify without Death Stranding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI CEO tells Federal Reserve confab that entire job categories will disappear due to AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI will collapse in on itself within a few years. Not even government contracts can fill the black hole of cost these things incur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT advises women to ask for lower salaries, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is anyone really surprised?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta used AI to concoct low-carbon concrete it poured for a datacenter floor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe you, Meta.

  The only way to prove AI was indeed involved in the creation of this is if the building disintegrates in a stiff breeze and reveals a big tiddy anime chick with too many fingers and no feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | Minister tells UK's Turing AI institute to focus on defence⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL. LMAO even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Game Consoles Are Dead · Aftermath⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve been in a slow crash of the video game industry for years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today’s AI can crack second world war Enigma code ‘in short order’, experts say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What fucking experts! Wow! A thing that was cracked DURING WW2 can also be cracked in 2025? Waow! So impressive! So useful! Amazing!

  Fuck off with this tripe. If the solution of how Enigma worked is available on the internet, an AI can eventually bumble it’s way into stealing it, without understanding what it’s doing, by copying those solutions. Potentially. They haven’t done it yet. But in their mind palaces, it would be easy if they power up enough servers to run a full-scale MMO.

  I really think one of the biggest reason manager types love AI so much is that it’s easier to throw computation resources at problems, than it is to hire people, because that takes time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft teases pay-to-patch plan for Windows Server 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft teases pay-to-patch plan for Windows Server 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Murder CEOs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp Is Gambling That It Can Add AI Features Without Compromising Privacy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fiiiiiine, the privacy is already compromised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Growing Number of Tech Companies Getting Cancelled for AI Washing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope these companies all fail. Nothing of value would be lost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kawasaki unveils a hydrogen-powered, ride-on robot horse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so cool! Finally humans can ride on something! Goodbye walking, hello moving quicker than walking!

  …what do you mean Horses are real and cheaper? What do you mean, cars are also real and cheaper? Trains? Busses? WHAT?!

  Are they trying to win an award for the dumbest robot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Marvel Rivals Season 1 Update Has Disabled The Ability To Use Mods⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So like, it’s forbidden in the same way that modding FF14 is forbidden I assume? Or will the game somehow know I modified my entirely local files?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists Want to Teleport a Whole Human. A Quantum Breakthrough Could Make It Reality.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What a shit article “Hey we can do this to single photons and electrons! Whole humans are next!”

  No they are not. This articles is just a vehicle to talk about the same-ass philosophical issues that have been talked about for as long as teleportation via technology has been thought about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google is working on an AI agent that takes over your browser⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Prolly sooner then that, yea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ford seeks patent for tech that listens to driver conversations to serve ads⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, it appears I have taken a hammer to the dealership and broke it as well, how sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ford seeks patent for tech that listens to driver conversations to serve ads⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, it appears I broke the listening device with a hammer, how sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check out the fancy new trailer for Beyond All Reason a really great free and open source RTS⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  BAR is really good and also free to play. If you want a sweaty RTS to play, here it is!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldurs Gate 3 devs tease future non-D&D games, say morale is “super high”: “we're doing our own thing again"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Good for them. Larian does not need D&D at this point. All the people who liked BG3 aren’t going to shun a new Larian game just because it doesn’t use a D&D setting. Quite the opposite, in fact. Them hyping up their own stuff can only help them keep people interested.

  Meanwhile, Wizards can’t generate hype o matter what they do, because they are scared into stasis from the knowledge that they are out of ideas. Heck, a lot of the changes Larian made to the ruleset are things that the people at WotC should have made many years ago. It is very telling that those same people can’t help mentioning the game when they are trying to hype up their new version of 5E. A version that is scared to change anything except tiny details via a focus tested surveys and looks basically identical to the game they delivered ten years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Overwatch 2 may get 6v6 again as Blizzard try to bring back the "chaotic, over-the-top" variety of the first game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  In other news, “Overwatch 2” decides to rebrand as “Overwatch” for increased clarity. They really just released it again to be able to change the monetization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CrowdStrike backlash over $10 apology voucher for IT chaos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “How much can a global economy cost? 10$?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zombie survival game 7 Days To Die version 1.0 is out now after 11 years in early access⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet the netcode still sucks balls, to the point where the game becomes unplayable with 3+ people unless you put the time in to make a dedicated server for it.

  There were also some very baffling decisions made for 1.0, like how there is now armor with a skill point chance on level up, apparently. Not sure how that one works in practice, but it doesn’t sound like a well thought-out update.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Earth Defense Force 6 players on Steam will only need to sign into Epic once, say publishers in apology for "lack of advance notice"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  One time too many. This is the exact same garbage as Sony tried to pull with Helldivers 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deadrop developer Midnight Society cuts ties with Dr Disrespect following new Twitch ban allegations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just idiots grifting each other and bigger idiots downstream. Nothing to see here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How small claims court became Meta's customer service hotline⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine having your facebook account deleted and wanting it back. LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft makes Copilot less useful on new Copilot Plus PCs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Binit is bringing AI to trash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, let’s run a giant server that wastes energy so people can throw away their trash in the right bin (somehow), only for that trash to then not be recycled properly later regardless. Great business model, guys!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI and Wall Street Journal owner News Corp sign content deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, the AI will be even more insufferable now