GeeDubHayduke

@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta sell beer before slumping beer sales hurts ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “In further entertainment advances, Microslop is pleased to announce AI features that watch that show for you, or listen to that new album for you! With all this newly available free time, you’ll be able to finally finish computing Pi for the Overload! You’re welcome!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sam Altman would like remind you that humans use a lot of energy, too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why didn’t i take the blue pill…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No one verified the evidence': Woman says AI-generated deepfake text sent her to jail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You want authorities to investigate? Phaw!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk says he’s going to open-source the new X algorithm next week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  1st, slander is spoken, not written. 2nd, it’s only slander if it’s untrue. You arguing he didn’t say all those quotes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨007 First Light gets PC specifications released and that's a lot of RAM needed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …dude?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA 6 may not yet be "content complete" and another release delay is possible, claims Jason Schreier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside China’s plan for ‘621mph floating train’ that goes faster than a plane⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t ask it silly questions, it won’t play silly games…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MrBeast scraps AI YouTube thumbnail generator days after announcing it: 'If creators don't want the tools, no worries'⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In elementary, i had a friend named Torrance who hated the name Torrance. So, for third grade, he used his middle name, James. Didn’t like it. Fourth grade, he went with just Tor. In fifth grade, we just mashed up a bunch of random names and called him DylTorPeteBobJames. This feels the same: HBOGoNowMaxBobJames

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ping pong bot returns shots with high-speed precision⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not like that ping-pong bot.

  I do not like how it returns shots.

  I do not like it, here or there.

  I do not like it anywhere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo omits original Donkey Kong Country Returns team from the remaster’s credits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The original creators obviously have nothing to fucking do with a remaster.

  A remaster of what…? Hey, shut up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta tells Brazil it's only axing fact checkers in USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Know what i always add into my tropical getaway fantasy? A fucking fireplace. Don’t wanna get too cold at the fucking equator…