I’m unfortunately not excited to see timesplitters here. Though it is my favorite game, I don’t think it could be made today. Too much of it could be used for microtransactions, the spirit and creativity are lost among modern developers so it would either be a “hey millennials remember this?” Or a fortnite style “hey fellow kids look at this topical and popular media of which I have partnered. Skibity.” Finally the humor just isn’t there. The original cameout of a love for golden eye and a long lasting friendship, any in jokes, references, or risqué humor is going to be glassed from orbit by a board of directors in the name of optimal marketability.

If you want more timesplitters like I do, go donate to Timesplitters Rewind. At least they’re doing it for the love of the game instead of the money.