God damn it I’m going to bed
Comment on No nut November is finally over but...
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 10 months agoDefinitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 10 months ago
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 months ago
Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”
“Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”
“Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”
Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Feed me!