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CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh

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Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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- eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
  
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  - Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
    
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- SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Feed me!
  
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KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
God damn it I’m going to bed

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registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.

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SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”

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- Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”
  
  “Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”
  
  “Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”
  
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