Soo you’re saying we should melt you down and make Legos out of you?
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Vej@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Why do we need a preserving corpse box. By the time I die, I will be more micro plastics than man. I will not decay. I will be embalmed by plastic symbiosis.
OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 6 months ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’d sign up for that. A new lease on eternal life!
Darken@reddthat.com 6 months ago
Hell gets a little hotter every time someone step on you
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But there’s no hell for Lego bricks, they just spend their non-biodegradable eternity scattered across children’s bedroom floors.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 6 months ago
By the time the next generation dies, this may be the only way to own Legos, with the company long since having gone over to a subscription service where your new lease on life is their only alternative to leasing Legos!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not to mention around here, by law that box goes in another box (a cement vault) so how many boxes I gotta pay for
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 6 months ago
One last boost for the economy at Earth’s expense
metaStatic@kbin.social 6 months ago
who can afford to die in this economy?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
dying costs nothing to the deceased. The monetary expense becomes any survivors’ problem.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
So it’s actually selfish to have kids?
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I certainly can’t