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• platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Also balding

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• Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.

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  • Magikjak@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Uncles or fish is irrelevant, infinite anything with mass presumably fills the entire space of the universe immediately and collapses everything into a giant singularity.

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only within a finite space. If the universe is infinite then they can be spaced arbitrarily far apart

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      • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If the space was infinite, we wouldn’t exist.

        From the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

        It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

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      • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The thing is that the universe is as far as we can tell the universe isn’t infinite, just infinitely expanding. The known universe is measurable (like 46 billion light years)

        Idk what that implies for the existence of open space however. Like if that is infinite or if it is somehow created.

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t the non molester uncles protect you from the molester uncles thereby creating war on earth between the uncles that want to molest you and the ones that want to protect you.

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    • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would also like to prevent a war where one possible outcome is a whole army molesting me.

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  • MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Always hard and infinite uncles could be a horror movie

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• FanciestPants@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Infinite uncles means infinite food and you can always just let them die, since you have infinite, there’s always gonna be more that aren’t dead

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  • joenforcer@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To be fair, infinite rare fish also means this, maybe even more so.

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• CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck taxes

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• hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.

  Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.

  Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.

  No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.

  Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.

  Night light to keep the monsters at bay.

  And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.

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