Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles
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Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.
Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.
If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.
octoperson@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
habanhero@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.
Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.
Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Tis a shame the uncles don’t come with a real estate empire to house your personal army of alcoholics in. Imagine the political sway you could have by threatening to put them all loose on downtown at the same time? There’s an infinite amount of them! It would destroy the city!
fatzgebum@feddit.de 8 months ago
Or they are all equally useless.