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Comment on Court rules Gabe Newell must appear in person to testify in Steam anti-trust lawsuit
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 7 months agoAh, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION]
“Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer.”
“Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt.”
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Lmao this is great
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Bailiff, seize him.”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
\Half Life 3 drops from his pocket*
“THAT’S NOT MINE”
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.”
*Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away.”