Comment on There are many dangers in Africa
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.
If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two
After about three years, they’ll be your best mates
Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
What? This is brilliant… Please, do tell more
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese
Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you