Submitted 11 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.
If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two
After about three years, they’ll be your best mates
Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts
What? This is brilliant… Please, do tell more
Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese
Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you
Are we on a duck roll now 😂?
That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.
When the goose is loose you better believe you’ll regret it in the future
I bless the rain down there anyway
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The third is always the scariest
unreachable@lemmy.world 11 months ago