There are many dangers in Africa

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The third is always the scariest

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  • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    final boss moment

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• Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.

  If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two

  After about three years, they’ll be your best mates

  Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What? This is brilliant… Please, do tell more

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    • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese

      Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you

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• 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Are we on a duck roll now 😂?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.

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• bmsok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When the goose is loose you better believe you’ll regret it in the future

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• FakinUpCountryDegen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I bless the rain down there anyway

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