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pewpew@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  eats egg whole, chokes and dies

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  • TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    5G poisoning

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You wanna get a died, people? Because 👆 this is how you get a died.

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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s because “[insert grade level] Surprise” triggers PTSD in our school shooting survivors students.

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• takeda@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is what upsets me about that ban. Given the size of the capsule containing the toy, an adult capable of doing it would have been really good at deep throating.

  This shows how big it is: youtu.be/P0n0SziKvgw

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it makes you feel better the ban isn’t because kids could choke but because people used to hide shit like sawdust filling in food so we banned all non food completely surrounded by food

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  • lud@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They aren’t that big normally. Those are probably maxi eggs or something.

    Here’s how the normal eggs look: youtu.be/rkoHcWtWKjY?t=7s

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well now I see why they are banned… they are literally explosive.

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