Be a better pirate.

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• ikapoz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

  I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just because they’re pirate doesn’t mean they don’t believe in sharing.

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    • ikapoz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.

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• Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  why does the skeleton have an ear

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  • PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They were on sale for a buck an ear.

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• Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh so were talking about the One Piece pirate code then

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• Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah yes, rule two of the pirate code: no swearing. This, of course, coming after rule one: no stealing. Very famous pirate rules.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!

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  • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You fight like a dairy farmer!!

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    • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

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• vivadanang@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Scallywag

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• 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Darn it, won’t get anything from pirate santa this year 😔.

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• Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He has a f… Frigging big head for that body.

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  • atocci@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He has a frigging big body for that ship as well

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour

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• sour@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  merde

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No naughty word on my ship

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