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What a steal

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Exusia@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At least they aren’t a bunch of eyes!

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      • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Like this?

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    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is this the middle capture point of the mountain map with the final cap in a cable car station?

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Horrifying but I kinda like em

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  • Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

    Whimsically terrifying.

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    • reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kinda reminds me of Sackboy

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    • AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is ai generated.

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      • Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yup.

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    now make me a rockussy

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thesamepicture.jpg

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      • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Your pussy have teeth? My sympathies brother

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    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Normally I’m against this kind of thing, but now I want to see this created.

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  • qooqie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao

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    • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d pay $10 for one of those and would absolutely put it in my yard.

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      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it’s about to eat your soul.

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      • clothes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says “Whimsical Porch Rock” because the name is vital to the experience.

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??

    [from Harrison, OH]

    Oh I see. Carry on.

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  • GreenIcePear@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    These rocks having better teeth than I do :O

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    • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing…

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

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  • db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    sigh

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    • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      unzips

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Langoliers

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    • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yo that movie scared me shitless when I was 8

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      • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Now it’s back, in whimsical porch rock form!

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        [PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]

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  • bellly@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They remind me of steve harvey lol

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    • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only smarter.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hairless Fizzgig

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  • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.

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  • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    $10 each or for all? I’d buy them for sure. I’d hide them around the property to mess with people.

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    • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably a piece, those false teeth probably cost a buck or two a piece and then factoring in the time and effort to either chisel out or melt a cavity into them for the teeth to go into

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  • 1050053@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    New Death Grips confirmed.

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This sure fills me with whimsey!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For all of them sure

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    • Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

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  • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    heHHEEEEEEHEEEEEEE

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, Ohio

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  • Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Slipkrock

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  • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They came from one of the prototype layers of hell

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