The logic is absolutely without flaw

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• Riccosuave@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • dadGPT@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the sun is bright, the guy on the other hand…

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …Makes the rest if us look smarter!

      It has it’s uses, that’s all I’m gonna say

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• Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I totally agree. corrolarily, I’m always thinking we should put the clouds under the rain, to use them as umbrellas, rather than over the rain because then the rain falls on us

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  • CoolMatt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And they should move all the deer crossing signs to different roads so the deer don’t have to cross where they’re so likely to get hit

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hahaha, damn right!

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i can’t believe no one else has thought of this, especially since we know how good clouds are at holding water

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly, they’re sky sponges, we’ve mixed up where the rain and clouds go and now it’s some odd tradition to walk around in water when the clouds are right there, RIGHT there.

      Write your local congressman

      Show them how useful clouds can be

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• NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is how Libertarians see government.

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well fuck, Republicans are right, the Department of Education is a waste of money.

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why didn't they just put sun at night though?

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t trust this guy. He’s clearly a shill for Big Sun.

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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And from whom does the moon get its light? \s

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  • Echinoderm@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It charges up during the day like one of those glow in the dark stickers, obviously.

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reeeeaaaalllly long USB plug. Duh

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    • jettrscga@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hmm that can’t be it. USB cables are only supposed to be like 3m long.

      The moon’s… further.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

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  • Poggervania@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The moon is a solar panel superstructure

    source: trust me bro

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  • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus the moon definitely got it’s light from him

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  • sour@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    no question ._.

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  • verysoft@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Moon has to steal from the Sun, who is too cowardly to come out at night.

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s some real water is wet insight right there, 10/10

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• Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah Terry Pratchett. Mortimer was it, right? I have mostly read the French translations so I might be wrong here.

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