Romantic gesture

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• IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least she ain’t Amber Heard

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s still got some nerve tho

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where’s the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you don’t have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don’t want to know you

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed

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  • ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Garlic bread too. This isn’t love this is bullshit.

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• FQQD@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would still eat tho

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  • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Combat food waste!

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And unseasoned pillows!

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• UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people’s pillows is acceptable! Don’t touch my pillow : <

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• GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🤌

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• IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this

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• Slow@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

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  • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

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    • philthi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are no noodles in this picture

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  • 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “My disappointment…”

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What was the expected surprise?

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  • TheWoozy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    An expected surprise? No such thing.

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

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• gnate@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

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  • gnate@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

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• blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Penneoli penneoli don’t lewd the Marioli.

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• ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  nyeh heh heh

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• BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m gonna poop on your bed.

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