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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least she ain’t Amber Heard

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She’s still got some nerve tho

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where’s the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you don’t have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don’t want to know you

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed

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    • ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Garlic bread too. This isn’t love this is bullshit.

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  • FQQD@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Would still eat tho

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    • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Combat food waste!

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And unseasoned pillows!

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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people’s pillows is acceptable! Don’t touch my pillow : <

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🤌

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  • IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this

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  • Slow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

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    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

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      • philthi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There are no noodles in this picture

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    • 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “My disappointment…”

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What was the expected surprise?

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    • TheWoozy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      An expected surprise? No such thing.

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

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  • gnate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

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    • gnate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Penneoli penneoli don’t lewd the Marioli.

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  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    nyeh heh heh

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  • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m gonna poop on your bed.

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