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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that on

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  • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s called patina 😒.

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• PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere – you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

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  • aaaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now that’s a pole for a Festivus parade.

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  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

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  • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😂 Is this the grand finale float?

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• empireOfLove@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it’s the tow hitch.

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  • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or 3 hard booty drops

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m already putting my pasties on in expectation.

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• Ryan213@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does it come with a stripper??

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably not the kind you’re going to want to see.

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It comes with paint stripper…

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• DNOS@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night … Double function double price …

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• 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The state of the economy in Ontario.

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have so many questions

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• NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?

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