Me, at the table, in the restaurant “I’m shitting right now. I haven’t actually stopped shitting for twenty years”
Stomp it down
Submitted 11 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t-stop dump December
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mariah I’ve been begging you to let me go for decades please let me free from your clutches
empireOfLove@lemmy.one 11 months ago
It’s saving water and helping the environment
CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life 11 months ago
It’s disgusting, but I have to admit… now I’m curious about the claim’s validity. 🤔
Not to mention, for some of us, it might be easier to have a garbage disposal in the tub.
empireOfLove@lemmy.one 11 months ago
A typical low flow toilet flushes about 1.5gal these days. Normal shower heads flow at about 2gpm.
1.5/2 = 0.75min, * 60sec/min = 45 seconds
Assuming that you are not effectively washing yourself while ijln the middle of waffle stomping. As long as you can waffle stomp in less than 45 seconds it is a net gain for water usage.
systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Plumbers love this guy.
DanglingFury@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is why they had to close the shower we had at work
CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I’ve heard of this in a meme context for years, but do people actually do this?? I must know.
Just_Monika@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Yes. The poop comes easier squatting and it goes to the same sewer system so I don’t see a reason not to shit in shower.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I am picturing bits of smelly corn perpetually floating at the top of the p-trap under the shower drain
systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It clogs easier as the shower drain is not designed the same as the toilet. Eventually it will clog and you will have to pay for a plumber. Get a fucking stool to use for squatting, they work great and will save you money.
FFS.
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When else do you get the opportunity to waffle stomp?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Stormdrain grate
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 11 months ago
so nasty
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
if anything do it for the sheer shitisfaction of the stomp