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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  SLAMMED!!!

  Then the judge dunked over Elon, licked their finger, and swirled it around in Elon’s latte macchiato. Finally, they lunged at Elon, who flinched, and then punched him twice for flinching.

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  • fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This account of the proceedings is now canon in my mind.

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  • BrikoX@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That made me laugh, thanks.

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  • Sunforged@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s that?!

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• snooggums@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Words are great and all, but couldn’t the judge do something that actually impacts Elon in any way whatsoever?

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  • BrikoX@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All he can really do is make him pay defense legal fees and embarrass him. Civil law is basically, as long as you have money, you can sue.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  SLAPPED

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m so tired of slams.

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