Emerald
@Emerald@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why do it 11 months ago:
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Morbid Knowledge, @Morbidful
A diagram of how John Edward Jones was stuck for 27 hours in nutty putty cave before passing away.
kira👾, @kirawontmiss
wanna know something crazy to prevent this? not exploring a cave
- Comment on Back in my day 11 months ago:
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Kris P. Bacon, @KrisWolfheart
kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhoold was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 5 comments
- Comment on Making plans 11 months ago:
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This is how easy it is for guys to make plans.
Left: I drink tonight
Right: I drink
Left: You drink with me
Right: I drink with you
Left: We drink
- Comment on Pavlov's conditioning 11 months ago:
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Jeremy Parish, probably, @gamespite
Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, “Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?” and now I’m going to be haunted by this question
- Comment on Revolutionary free thinker Andrew Tate 11 months ago:
We doing memes now?
- Comment on When Horses replace electric is the circle complete? 11 months ago:
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[The image with the text on it has a black border around the sides and looks very old with low quality text.]
Horse vs. Automobile
BEFORE you discard your horse and buy an auto it is well to think of the cost.
Figure how much you spend for harness and then think of what new tires amount to.
Figure up what it takes to feed Dobbin in a year and then think of gasoline, repairs and storage charges.
Dobbin is worth what you paid for him two years ago, where’s the man with an auto that can say the same?
Come in and get a new harness instead of a new car and remember that Dobbin will take you through snow and mud as well as on good roads and that his carburetor is never out of order.
Ed. Klein
732 Massachusetts Street
- Comment on Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first... 11 months ago:
Oh my god it took me forever to realize that “Are rights have been taken away” contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.
- Comment on Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first... 11 months ago:
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[*Photo of the back of a white car with a censored Nevada license plate. The phrases “Covet 19”, “Vacations and mandeats are killing us in the Land of Free”, and “Are rights have been taken away” are somewhat crudely written on the back of the car in black marker.]
- Comment on Yeah, yeah, yeah... 11 months ago:
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Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it
Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:
[An image of a man in a red suit captioned with the text “Hi kids! Do you like violence?”]
- Comment on Yeah, yeah, yeah... 11 months ago:
Copy me and do exactly as I did
- Comment on I don't work on leap years 11 months ago:
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boss: so ur resumes just a frog doing sick unicycle tricks?
me: ya, dat boi is me
boss: (under breath) o shit waddup
[*An image of two people in the workplace. One person is sitting across the table. The other person is holding a folder with a paper inside. An image of kermit the frog on a unicycle is shown on the paper.
- Comment on De omnibus dubitandum 11 months ago:
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Philosophical Questions, @philquestionsYT
Oh you like philosophy?
Name every unnecessary latin phrase that could easily be expressed in english but sounds way smarter in latin
- Comment on Real Love 11 months ago:
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[An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]
Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU
Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON’S LOVE IS REAL.
