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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • FoundTheVegan@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A pig didn't say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.

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    • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • wafflez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Same as people do/did with other attrocities throughout history. Now you know where you would’ve stood.

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    • Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Livin’ up to that username, kid.

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    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And I’d do it again.

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    • Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Unlike you, I am familiar with the pig government and we actually have an agreement that we eat their death row inmates. Crime has never been so delicious.

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      • nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Okay but actually they grow up in cages and never see daylight. Their tails cut off without anaesthetic.

        So yeh.

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d kill it myself for the goddamn delicious goodness

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No pigs go “pink” silly or when they’re scared they go SSSSSSQQQQQQQEEEEEEEE-SSSSSSQQQQEEEEE-SSSSQQQQEEEEEE

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    • snor10@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yim yum!

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    • federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      almost no one has paid for a pig to be killed

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      • De_Narm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s called ‘buying pork’. They don’t kill them for fun and just happen to sell them afterwards.

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      • FoundTheVegan@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        😂

        Cope.

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      • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Assuming what I think you’re assuming, now I want to hear this story of pig assassination.

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    • quindraco@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Same thing happens if you eat broccoli.

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    • Glytch@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If a pig had the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about.

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      • FoundTheVegan@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And...?

        Are you telling me that you eatpork as some sort of... hypothetical revenge? Because even in a hypothetical universe where pigs are top of the food chain, it would still be wrong to imprison and kill them.

        Which is why doing this to tiger/lion/bear is also wrong. Weird gotcha.

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  • 2d@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    bacon died for you without its consent

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    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s why it tastes so good.

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Hey pig I’m gonna eat ya!”

      The man I have tied to my bed 🥴

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    • quindraco@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So does broccoli.

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  • supergrizzlybear@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But given the choice a pig wouldn’t die for you, so no bacon isn’t love, it’s murder.

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    • empireOfLove@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      very tasty murder!

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    • federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      all the research I can find indicates there is not sufficient evidence to conclude that non-human animals understand personal mortality, so given the choice, the pig would even understand.

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      • Slowy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I would think the cases of non-human animals committing suicide (mostly cetaceans) would be indicative that at least some of them can comprehend personal mortality on some level. It’s a bit different if an animal doesn’t eat due to stress or whatever and starves to death, I wouldn’t call that suicide, but whales occasionally just drown themselves, that’s pretty hard to rationalize any other way

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Delicious murder

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  • wafflez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Choose compassion, not violence. Be the change today, not tomorrow.

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    • Moshpirit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I didn’t expect to find any vegan message in this “pure carnist” meme post. This was the #1 comment in the post, that’s awesome!

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  • cam_i_am@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A bacon meme? Is it 2008?

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What happened in 2008?

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bacon and narwhal were in fashion at the time.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, but it wasn’t consensual.

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  • Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact: Gas chambers are often used to kill pigs. You can hear their screaming from outside the facilities as the gas burns them to death from the inside out.

    This is common practice.

    It is plenty likely the victim in the picture whose mutilated corpse is very disrespectfully converted into sewage by now was gassed to death.

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    • Glytch@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stop trying to invoke the holocaust when talking about animals. Pigs aren’t people. Jews aren’t animals.

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      • Moshpirit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nobody has said anything about the Holocaust or the Jews. This is standard practice of killing pigs.

        If you want to have a conversation about this topic, I would like to highlight that we are animals too (just a different species) and I don’t think there is any moral difference between our species and dogs or pigs when regarding killing, even when I know about our differences because at the end of the day we are just individuals we clear interests in avoiding suffering and death, and byproducts of pigs are just unnecessary to consume and cruel to get.

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    • r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      dude wtf how are they not able to find gas that’s painless?

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • zaphod@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m stealing this.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m stealing this.

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  • andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact every food we eat died for us.

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    • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Except for like, fruits, seeds, eggs, dairy etc.

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      • BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Only eggs haven’t died for us. Fruits and seeds definitely died for us too. Cheese is complicated.

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      • Moshpirit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You may want to watch this video by Earthling Ed

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    • CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lab grown meat is a thing now

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      • quindraco@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A thing which dies for your meal. What they grow in the lab is living tissue, a mass of living cells.

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bu bu bu but we didn’t have a signed consent form from the pig! MURDER!

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That just means there’s a dude at a factory farm who would kill for you.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      None of my random killings have been illegal because of my handy dandy notary public

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bacon will always have a place in my heart. And in my arteries.

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  • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image Transcription: Meme


    [An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]

    Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU

    Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON’S LOVE IS REAL.

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  • Mandy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    #notmybacon Image

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  • PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ it’s not Anne Frank, stop burning it.

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think she died of typhus

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    • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Miss on both accounts, but solid edge.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I used to own a button that read: “Bacon is chocolate, for men.”

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    • mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Did you also tip your fedora whenever you pressed it?

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It was a wearable button, with a pin to pin it to a jacket. I’m sure they still make these things.

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  • ChiefSinner@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ is better than that girl (or guy) that said they would die for you Jesus Christ did actually died for you. Jesus Christ’s love is real.

    Ftfy

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  • r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve heard that halal bacon is better.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey I’m still a good catch. Because I never lied to you. I never told you I would die for you.

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  • amio@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All the bitching in these comments makes it all the more delicious.

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