explodicle

@explodicle@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you won’t have time to push the button, especially with a hinged cover. They know they’re coming, you won’t.

  If you’re worried about your door getting kicked in, then you need to take out the battery, fully encrypt the hard drive, and wrap the power cable around your ankle.

  You should probably have some plan for if you’re put under duress, but I sure don’t and would immediately decrypt all of my secret gay porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what it looks like when they’re legally forced to do something, but still don’t want to do it, and their customers are idiots who can afford to pay for redundant features.

  So you know, goverment inefficiency. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still worried about going over a bridge and not finding a smashy object fast enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not calling it that, it’s the DGE