wyldrstallyns

@wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Day 14,269: The pink apes still haven’t discovered my ruse… I’m beginning to question the humans’ cognitive spread as a species, and by extension, its longevity in the cosmic scheme of things…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have a snout. 🥲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung reportedly set to distribute up to $26.6 billion to staff in AI-driven semiconductor bonuses after last-minute union deal — average payouts could approach $400,000 per chip employee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how us poors retire before the bots make our labor unprofitable. Oh, to have $400k. I’d have such a view of the fall of things, and I’d be happy keeping it warm until then, in a heartbeat.