Comment on ...did everyone get this?

• tryitout@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!

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  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now I’m starting to wonder if being in a coma for twenty years from a toaster/gun shot would still qualify as alive.

    Dammit

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The 1950s sci-fi pulp author Fredric Brown wrote one of his (then) famous short-short stories about a man who came up with the serum for immortality and took it, but he had a cold at the time, and the germs also developed immortality and reproduced so much that his symptoms got worse and worse and eventually put him into a coma. After a while, his colleagues realized he’d never get out of the coma, so they just buried him.

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      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s horrible. Thank you

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

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  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because there’s immortals walking among us?

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