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andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 6 months ago
From now until then you’re invincible.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Comment on ...did everyone get this?
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 6 months ago
From now until then you’re invincible.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I’ve been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!
tryitout@infosec.pub 6 months ago
You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Now I’m starting to wonder if being in a coma for twenty years from a toaster/gun shot would still qualify as alive.
Dammit
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The 1950s sci-fi pulp author Fredric Brown wrote one of his (then) famous short-short stories about a man who came up with the serum for immortality and took it, but he had a cold at the time, and the germs also developed immortality and reproduced so much that his symptoms got worse and worse and eventually put him into a coma. After a while, his colleagues realized he’d never get out of the coma, so they just buried him.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 months ago
And this is why we have GFCIs, folks
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Because there’s immortals walking among us?