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andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’ve been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!

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  • tryitout@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Now I’m starting to wonder if being in a coma for twenty years from a toaster/gun shot would still qualify as alive.

      Dammit

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        The 1950s sci-fi pulp author Fredric Brown wrote one of his (then) famous short-short stories about a man who came up with the serum for immortality and took it, but he had a cold at the time, and the germs also developed immortality and reproduced so much that his symptoms got worse and worse and eventually put him into a coma. After a while, his colleagues realized he’d never get out of the coma, so they just buried him.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Because there’s immortals walking among us?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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