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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    From now until then you’re invincible.

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!

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      • tryitout@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!

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      • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      frinkiac.com/…/epoZCGkOxBVo5vO_DzvRmtK923E=.gif

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, mine had a different date. Must just be a bug.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What is this “wrapped” thing everybody but me knows about?

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      • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Spotify gives you an overview of your listening activity every year with different stats, like top artists, top songs, which city your listening tastes match, etc.

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  • happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not gonna make it that long. Nice try.

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    • beckerist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you ok?

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      • jjagaimo@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We here for a good time, not a long time 😤

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hah, now there is nothing candlejack ca

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    • Thaumiel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t get it. Who’s Candleja

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      • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My favorite thing about this bit is that, after he gets you, he takes the time to submit the comment you were trying to write. Candlejack is really courteous like th

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  • Sanyanov@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    November 4, 2097…I’m gonna have a long life, it seems!

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    • wafflez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      dang, Feb 23rd 2067 for me

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      • notepass@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It just says 5 for me

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Shit, that’s my 82nd birthday. Make sure to send a gift on the 22nd that year.

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    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dunno, it sounds like 90’s to me.

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  • jacktherippah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mine says “December 5th 2023”

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    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Weird. Mine says “December 3rd 2023”

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Mine says 1997. Just 1997.

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      • Numberone@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just doing a wellness check. Did you make it?

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    • FleetingTit@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have a nice last day on earth, buddy.

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    • cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can we swap? I’d love to die tomorrow.

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      • spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well. Did you?

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Awww man, I don’t wanna do this shit for another 20 years just to die.

    Can we make it sooner?

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Be the change you want to see in the world!

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Where’s the nearest bridge?

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  • walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    laughs in climate wars

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  • spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine knowing that you’ll live this long from now. Would be great

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    • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      20 years ain’t as long as you think it is. Especially if you’re not even 30

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      • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If someone could guarantee me that I would die 20 years from now I think I would take it. I would rather a guaranteed 20 years than a potential 40.

        It would be great not having to worry about death for that long. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I sure hope I live past 66…

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      • spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        age LEAKED

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  • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ima die on my birthday? Man that sucks

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It makes the math easier though

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  • ipha@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To optimistic to be real.

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  • Jon_Servo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gross. I’d hate having to live an extra ~20 years.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t tell me when I die! Only I get to decide when I die!

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    • Sanyanov@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Secret of immortality unlocked

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  • TIMMAY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that’s so long from now though

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHEN I’M GOING TO D…

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