a small price to pay for not having to deal with frost giants, IMHO.
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dojan@lemmy.world 2 years agoOdin kidnapped children and set them to be chased by wolves for all eternity because of how their father named them.
No hailing Oden, please.
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Delphia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah! All my homies hate frost giants!
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 years ago
The god of the Christian Bible used 2 bears to kill 42 kids for making fun of a bald guy.
dojan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mythology is crazy!
I love the stories about Atalanta, and how it culminates in her and Hippomenes both being transformed into lions as punishment for shagging in a temple, because at the time people believed that lions couldn’t have offspring together.
The story of Thor dressing up as and pretending to be Freyja in order to get his hammer back from some giants is also pretty sick.
And Amaterasu forever shunning her brotherhusband for in disgust decapitating a lady who invited them to a party she was too lazy to go to.
There’s so many quality stories out there.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 years ago
All the gods are cunts.
dojan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Some more than others. Oden is particularly bad.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You must be fun at parties.
dojan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Aye, I’m fucking amazing, actually.
If you’re going to choose a god to praise, why choose an easily insulted one-eyed old fart with a self-confidence problem? Go with someone with more pizzazz, like Freyja. Goddess of love, beauty, sex, war, magic. Is there anything she doesn’t do?