Gaben will then slowly drop his head and whisper into the microphone with a wry chuckle - “You fool. You have just activity trap card.”
Immediately, the Half Life 3 release will drop. Gaben has been holding it back, continuously updating for decades, awaiting exactly this moment. The judge, completely flabbergasted at the proceedings will immediately declare a mistrial. Legal scholars will then study the “Gaben defense” for decades.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
I mean the simple response from the lawyer is, “Objection, relevance,” and the question gets tossed out.
I demand accuracy in my jokes, even if it kills them.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“Objection, relevance?”
“Public interest.”
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Ah, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION]
“Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer.”
“Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt.”
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Bailiff, seize him.”
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This is how we win
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Lmao this is great