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• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m actually fascinated by “fiction science”.

  Like, how much holy does a mist of water need to cause vampire damage?

  Also pondering: what is the range of blessing water? Can a person bless a whole ocean? How much holy energy does a priest need to create true holy damage? Is “holy” in the mind of the beholder, like a business man seeing money as their God and uses a Benjamin as their holy symbol?

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  • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is holiness dilutable? Like, if there’s insufficient holiness for a given body of water to be considered pure holy, does the holy dilute into a less holy form? Would it still be considered holy water if you have nothing but the diluted stuff? Is there a limit to how much holy a body of water can contain?

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    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like, if you mix holy water and tap water in a 50:50 ratio is the resulting water 50% as holy as before?

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  • sneezymrmilo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you seen the netflix Castlevania series? I feel like you would like it.

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  • aeronmelon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is Holy Water holy because it is water or because it was blessed? Does the blessing remain if water changes state into a gas or a solid?

    If you can have holy vapor, you can have holy ice.

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And of course, you can shoot holy ice out of a fucking gun.

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  • ExLisper@linux.community ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You joke but the Catholic canon says that to check if someone is saint you have to pray to him and if miracle happens it means that this person can talk to god because only god can do miracles. And since he can talk to god it means he’s in heaven so his a saint. They actually have a pretend ‘scientific method’ they use for beatifications.

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I dunno but the 1982 incident severely reduced the African vampire population

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Holy water with essential garlic oil extract.

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• redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.

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  • Damage@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It already happened, why do you think there’s no more vampires around? It’s the pollution caused by the church!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    have you tasted water its delicious all water is holy praise taplor god of wet

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  • howsetheraven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am horrified and intrigued

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am more horrified as to how her eyebrows hang weightless in the second frame.

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• dasusernem@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Vampires hate this one trick …

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• Otherwise_Direction7@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  OP, can I have the meme template for this one image?

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Here you go:

    Image Image

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  • Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In case OP doesn’t provide, the source is Komi Can’t Communicate

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And for those wondering about the manga, here is the Wikipedia entry.

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• EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  laughs in atheist vampire

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• FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Step 1, find out about vampired, step 2 apply for whatever lowest level can let you bless water online of clergy. step 3 bless the ocean. Eventually all water is now holywater, vampires die from any air humidity. step 4 profit.

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• candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s actually a great idea

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• Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is a great point

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