Starting January 1, Floridians can no longer legally come to Pornhub.
Jokes on them, pulling out is not a safe method against conception. They would need to pull a condom over Florida if they were serious.
Submitted 2 days ago by Joker@sh.itjust.works to technology@lemmy.zip
https://gizmodo.com/pornhub-is-pulling-out-of-florida-2000540212
Starting January 1, Floridians can no longer legally come to Pornhub.
Jokes on them, pulling out is not a safe method against conception. They would need to pull a condom over Florida if they were serious.
Just cut Florida off completely
There are times when a Floridectomy is the right choice.
Climate change is going to take care of that soon enough.
Am Floridian. I support.
Cut off Texas too, they’ve already been trying for years.
I’m confused, if Pornhub is the one pulling out, what good does a condom on Florida do?
Both. Do both.
It’s not actually too much less reliable than condoms. Both of which usually fail due to improperly being used.
if you don’t realize why this is an absurd statement to make, i suggest you read it out to yourself a couple times
This legislation is brought to you by NordVPN.
Don’t promote terrible VPNs. Mullvad*
The GOP are bad people and should not be in charge of anything.
You only need to listen to them for a few minutes to realize how evil and extremely ignorant these people are:
youtu.be/0KAQGuEzuaQ?t=53
Bold statement, on Lemmy. Would anyone disagree with that here?
there are some bots on lemmy, yes
Just make sure to display a front page for Floridians listing the names of those who are to blame for this ruling.
Really not the reason I log into pornhub
Probably not anyones reason to do that. But imagine Floridians opening it and seeing two things: a) no porn and b) the idiots who are the reason for no porn. Even Floridians might be able to draw a line between those two things.
Lmaaoo I’m sure my dad is pissed.
Awesome! Expect a significant decline in step-siomehing narratives.
I sincerely doubt it.
the subtitle is even funnier than the title
Yeah, but they’re still going to jizz all over its ass
Phrasing?
Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?!
Genuinely curious to know if their numbers are going down as a result or if people are just piling into VPNs to use porn.
I had one already for… uh… safe and legal downloads of movies/shows I definitely already own. But I have to assume this is cutting into the audience to some degree.
PH’s traffic will likely go down, but other sites that don’t follow the law will just go up.
Like you can just click the 3rd result and that one will probably work.
Source: live in Texas.
I did not realize Bing was a big distributor of pornography.
I thought that had a while category related to pulling out
I see, pulling out as in pulling out the penis from the vagina prior to ejaculation
At least I can still legally cum to pornhub!
Extremely rare Florida W
Aielman15@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Plus it’s a privacy nightmare.