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I had to try it to believe it

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • blahsay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?

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  • sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that’s your age in 4 years!

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I call it bullshit. It’s easy to say that when nobody will remember this comment to check it in 4 years.

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      • zaph@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        !remind me 4 years

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      • Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My mind is blown

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      • DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maths!!

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Didn’t work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.

    For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.

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  • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    23 is smaller than 100000000.

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    • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.

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      • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it’s not

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      • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Calm down Darryl, it’s only a rehearsal.

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.

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  • Tixanou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now subtract 4, that’s your age!

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  • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But it will be… in four years!

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can confirm.

    Traceback (most recent call last):
      File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module>
        print(age + 4)
              ~~~~^~~
    TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
    

    Is not my age.

    /j

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  • TheEntity@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fucking wizards…

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    holy shit this really works!

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Me:

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    • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

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  • penquin@lemmy.kde.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My whole life has been a lie 😭

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(

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  • finkrat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But what if your age was a division by 0

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  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Whoaaaaaaa

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