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The truth some of y'all need to hear

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck yea. Isn’t it enough I gave them life itself, but then I’m expected to feed and clothe them for 18+ years? WTF kind of commie shit is that?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Right? Damn newborns, so demanding! Rest the rich this, appropriate the means of production that.

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  • FQQD@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    just eat it honestly

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    • Lemmygizer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That proposal sounds pretty modest, IMO.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mmmm… Baby back ribs. 🤤

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      • marito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

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  • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ewwwborn

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Disgusting

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly most babies are so toxic. They’ll demand you do everything for them and second you expect them to do something on their own they just fucking scream at you until you do it for them. Better to just cut them off and let them

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    • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      youtu.be/d2jJPPKz8Vg?si=dFj8I2GCkV4mwrHB

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  • Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wat?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You 👏 don’t 👏 owe 👏 your 👏 newborn 👏 baby 👏 anything

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  • cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i don’t even get the joke implication

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a joke?

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  • atro_city@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not even a livable environment. I will pollute the shit out this place. Parents don't even care, so why should I?

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m excited for the day when a generation is born whom is domed to fail at continuing the survival of the human race.

      The last generation of humans, all because the majority kept either foisting it’s problems onto future generations that will never come, or thought exactly like this.

      Nothing was done, and humanity ended. Not with a bang, but more like a sigh.

      Gg everyone. We both won and lost. We defeated ourselves.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s because I’m a deadbeat dad. Duh.

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