1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber though, and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.
Try it
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wisemanzero@lemm.ee 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s fiber in the sticks
wisemanzero@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I didn’t mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don’t want slivers…
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.
Sheeple@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why y’all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.
I should add I’m not American. So corn dogs over here might be different
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But did you try seven?
Sheeple@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No it was just 2 lmao.
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.
I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll fuck with a dozen corn dogs but I’m not eating the bones, that’s just crazy
Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
True, I prefer boneless corn dogs anyway
cocobean@bookwormstory.social 1 year ago
Does this mean that pigs in a blanket are actually just corn dog nuggets?
ExLisper@linux.community 1 year ago
Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you so much!
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 1 year ago
What even is a corndog, like a hotdog… made of corn?
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 year ago
Hotdog saussage covered in wome corn based batter. It's absolutely disgusting.
Tavarin@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Corn dogs are delicious you heathen.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve personally got a corn intolerance so seven corndogs would be quite the experience.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You just haven’t had the right corndog, if they’re fried poorly the cornbread coating can get mushy and nasty.
rtxn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The worst parts of the animal that can’t be used in other meat products, covered in raw carbs, and of course, deep fried in oil. America.
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 1 year ago
mojo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
How much calories are the sticks?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good question. What could they weigh? It’s mostly fiber.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre=-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.
Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.
And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That seems exactly like what 10 hotdogs would do to a person.
systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve done this. I’ve had more than 6. It’s glorious and I regret nothing, and still crave more.
It also leaves me wondering how I can eat so many, when a comparable amount of other food would fill me up far quicker.
Corndogs are a special kind of magic.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d never had a corn dog (I haven’t seen one here in Europe). Is it just a sausage on a stick covered in breading?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sound actually quite nice. Maybe, not seven but one or two?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
And by sausage, they mean a thin frankfurter, not a proper sausage. And the bread looks more like a cake.
Think I’ll stick to the English chip shop battered sausage.
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s cornmeal, so not the typical fried batter. It has more of a slightly sweet taste that imo compliments the hot dog well. Not for everyone, but I wouldn’t count them out without trying it at least once.
ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Do you think seven corndogs would hesitate to eat you?
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 1 year ago
i like a little corndog with my mustard
Trashcan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Im in this picture and i dont like it
joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Anyone else find “will certainty not” an odd wording? "Certainty won’t " sounds more natural
neptune@dmv.social 1 year ago
It’s for emphasis
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Both are just fine. Though it is certainly, not certainty. But I’m assuming that was autocorrect.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.
I like the corn dog. It’s not just a sauce conveyance vessel.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I feel like it needs butter tbh
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Oh. My. God.
You’re a genius!
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’ve never corndogged?
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So how do you know one would regret eating 7 if you’ve never eaten 1? 🤔