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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.

    I like the corn dog. It’s not just a sauce conveyance vessel.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I feel like it needs butter tbh

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh. My. God.

        You’re a genius!

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      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’ve never corndogged?

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      • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So how do you know one would regret eating 7 if you’ve never eaten 1? 🤔

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  • wisemanzero@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber though, and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s fiber in the sticks

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      • wisemanzero@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I didn’t mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don’t want slivers…

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.

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  • Sheeple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why y’all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.

    I should add I’m not American. So corn dogs over here might be different

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But did you try seven?

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Does eating a box of 10 count?

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      • Sheeple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No it was just 2 lmao.

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  • pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.

    I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving

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  • Garbanzo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll fuck with a dozen corn dogs but I’m not eating the bones, that’s just crazy

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    • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      True, I prefer boneless corn dogs anyway

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      • cocobean@bookwormstory.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Does this mean that pigs in a blanket are actually just corn dog nuggets?

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  • ExLisper@linux.community ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you so much!

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  • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What even is a corndog, like a hotdog… made of corn?

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    • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hotdog saussage covered in wome corn based batter. It's absolutely disgusting.

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      • Tavarin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Corn dogs are delicious you heathen.

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve personally got a corn intolerance so seven corndogs would be quite the experience.

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      • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You just haven’t had the right corndog, if they’re fried poorly the cornbread coating can get mushy and nasty.

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      • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The worst parts of the animal that can’t be used in other meat products, covered in raw carbs, and of course, deep fried in oil. America.

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      • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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  • mojo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How much calories are the sticks?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good question. What could they weigh? It’s mostly fiber.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre=-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.

    Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.

    And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That seems exactly like what 10 hotdogs would do to a person.

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  • systemglitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve done this. I’ve had more than 6. It’s glorious and I regret nothing, and still crave more.

    It also leaves me wondering how I can eat so many, when a comparable amount of other food would fill me up far quicker.

    Corndogs are a special kind of magic.

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  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d never had a corn dog (I haven’t seen one here in Europe). Is it just a sausage on a stick covered in breading?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter.

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      • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sound actually quite nice. Maybe, not seven but one or two?

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And by sausage, they mean a thin frankfurter, not a proper sausage. And the bread looks more like a cake.

      Think I’ll stick to the English chip shop battered sausage.

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      • Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s cornmeal, so not the typical fried batter. It has more of a slightly sweet taste that imo compliments the hot dog well. Not for everyone, but I wouldn’t count them out without trying it at least once.

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  • ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you think seven corndogs would hesitate to eat you?

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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i like a little corndog with my mustard

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  • Trashcan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Relevant youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=jpuycbaaLxiS-gDq

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  • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Im in this picture and i dont like it

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  • joel_feila@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anyone else find “will certainty not” an odd wording? "Certainty won’t " sounds more natural

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    • neptune@dmv.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s for emphasis

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Both are just fine. Though it is certainly, not certainty. But I’m assuming that was autocorrect.

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