1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber though, and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.
Try it
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wisemanzero@lemm.ee 11 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There’s fiber in the sticks
wisemanzero@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I didn’t mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don’t want slivers…
danc4498@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.
Sheeple@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why y’all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.
I should add I’m not American. So corn dogs over here might be different
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But did you try seven?
Sheeple@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No it was just 2 lmao.
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.
I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll fuck with a dozen corn dogs but I’m not eating the bones, that’s just crazy
Retrograde@lemmy.world 11 months ago
True, I prefer boneless corn dogs anyway
cocobean@bookwormstory.social 11 months ago
Does this mean that pigs in a blanket are actually just corn dog nuggets?
ExLisper@linux.community 11 months ago
Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thank you so much!
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 11 months ago
What even is a corndog, like a hotdog… made of corn?
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 11 months ago
Hotdog saussage covered in wome corn based batter. It's absolutely disgusting.
Tavarin@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Corn dogs are delicious you heathen.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve personally got a corn intolerance so seven corndogs would be quite the experience.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You just haven’t had the right corndog, if they’re fried poorly the cornbread coating can get mushy and nasty.
rtxn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The worst parts of the animal that can’t be used in other meat products, covered in raw carbs, and of course, deep fried in oil. America.
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 11 months ago
mojo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How much calories are the sticks?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Good question. What could they weigh? It’s mostly fiber.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre=-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.
Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.
And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That seems exactly like what 10 hotdogs would do to a person.
systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve done this. I’ve had more than 6. It’s glorious and I regret nothing, and still crave more.
It also leaves me wondering how I can eat so many, when a comparable amount of other food would fill me up far quicker.
Corndogs are a special kind of magic.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d never had a corn dog (I haven’t seen one here in Europe). Is it just a sausage on a stick covered in breading?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sound actually quite nice. Maybe, not seven but one or two?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
And by sausage, they mean a thin frankfurter, not a proper sausage. And the bread looks more like a cake.
Think I’ll stick to the English chip shop battered sausage.
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s cornmeal, so not the typical fried batter. It has more of a slightly sweet taste that imo compliments the hot dog well. Not for everyone, but I wouldn’t count them out without trying it at least once.
ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Do you think seven corndogs would hesitate to eat you?
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 11 months ago
i like a little corndog with my mustard
Trashcan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
PatFussy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Im in this picture and i dont like it
joel_feila@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Anyone else find “will certainty not” an odd wording? "Certainty won’t " sounds more natural
neptune@dmv.social 11 months ago
It’s for emphasis
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Both are just fine. Though it is certainly, not certainty. But I’m assuming that was autocorrect.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.
I like the corn dog. It’s not just a sauce conveyance vessel.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I feel like it needs butter tbh
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Oh. My. God.
You’re a genius!
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’ve never corndogged?
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So how do you know one would regret eating 7 if you’ve never eaten 1? 🤔