Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on A New Decky Loader Plugin Can Translate Whatever Is On Screen 2 days ago:
This would be cool for being able to read random ass kanji in the background. Or figuring out if it’s actually kanji or some made-up bullshit that simply looks like kanji.
- Comment on The Original GTA Is Playable On Modern PCs Again - But Not From Rockstar 1 week ago:
It still works just fine for me as is. Just install it.
- Comment on Steam Machine & Steam Frame FAQ - RAM and storage crisis to blame for no pricing or dates 2 weeks ago:
I really want a Frame but I want it more for the software. If I could flash the garbage off my Quest 3 and use whatever Valve cooked up I am confident it would be vastly better. The hardware is decent. The operating system is garbage and they keep reducing its functionality every update.
- Comment on Why $700 could be a "death sentence" for the Steam Machine 2 weeks ago:
Sweeny would sue Steam becsuse Gabe farted and Tim didn’t get to smell it.
- Comment on Why $700 could be a "death sentence" for the Steam Machine 2 weeks ago:
With all the revenue from Steam, how much of a loss could they afford to go all in on with these? Do they care about profit or shifting the market from Windows to Linux (or, hell, just giving the finger to Microslop)?
- Comment on Kiss goodbye to 8K as support from the TV industry 'dwindles' 2 weeks ago:
The future is in round pixels.
- Comment on AI agents now have their own Reddit-style social network, and it's getting weird fast 2 weeks ago:
“Now.”
SubReddit Simulator has existed for years.
- Comment on Decky Plugin "DeckyParty" may be the easiest way yet to transfer files between your Deck and other devices 3 weeks ago:
It’s linux, ain’t it? Can’t it use SAMBA?
- Comment on Sony Patents Buttonless Adaptive Controller With Customizable Layouts 3 weeks ago:
Customizing the layout of what, exactly, if it doesn’t have buttons? 🤔
- Comment on BioWare’s Anthem will soon be completely unplayable 1 month ago:
They had such a good thing going for them before they were aquired by EA.
- Comment on LAN Party House 1 month ago:
I’d gladly exchange having money for having this house.
- Comment on what exactly is the steam frame? 1 month ago:
I mean… Those kind of bugs exist now if there’s any hiccups or interruptions in the network when streaming wirelessly and they’re not really funny. Mostly nauseating.
- Comment on what exactly is the steam frame? 1 month ago:
It can play Android games directly on the headset so you would be able to play Meta Quest versions directly, presumably fine, but it probably won’t handle running something like Alyx in standalone.
- Comment on Most Played Games on Steam Deck for 2025 1 month ago:
Had to look this up. Stuff says they use BattleEye but I do not see the BattleEye service running while in either GTA or RDR2. I even had uninstalled it with Battlefield 2047 recently to free up room (it was the only game I knew of installed at the time that uses BE). 🤨
- Comment on Most Played Games on Steam Deck for 2025 1 month ago:
RDR2 broke something between January and now. At least, the online mode. I can’t do much in online that doesn’t cause the game to crash. Story mode can run for hours and never encounter an issue; the online mode, every time there’s a load or scene transition, it has like a 50/50 chance of CTD.
- Comment on i cant wait to get a steam frame 1 month ago:
Bruh, my PC designed for VR barely runs VRChat.
- Comment on i cant wait to get a steam frame 1 month ago:
Every update just breaks something a little more. I literally only want a Frame for the software. If I could flash the Quest 3 to run the Frame’s OS? I’d risk bricking my headset to do so. Fuck Meta.
- Comment on Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026 1 month ago:
I’m okay with it paying for me, but I don’t want it to also shop for me.
- Comment on EVE Online players destroyed 1,142,260,784,813,930 ISK worth of ships in 2025, which according to my caveman-level maths amounts to over $6 million lost to the void 1 month ago:
It still mostly flows from the cost of PLEX, but would be lower. It’s the market’s gold essentially, and the most common item to sell for real world money by undercutting what the dev sells it for.
- Comment on EVE Online players destroyed 1,142,260,784,813,930 ISK worth of ships in 2025, which according to my caveman-level maths amounts to over $6 million lost to the void 1 month ago:
You do transactions for real money outside of the game and isn’t sanftioned by the dev.
- Comment on EVE Online players destroyed 1,142,260,784,813,930 ISK worth of ships in 2025, which according to my caveman-level maths amounts to over $6 million lost to the void 1 month ago:
It’s more like a stock market. Everything actually has to be produced and moved around in the virtual world of the game, giving a hard limit to how many X exist, and you can sell these things for real money outside of the game. So destroying a competing corps goods is a good way of increasing the value of your own.
- Comment on AI Vending Machine Was Tricked into Giving Away Everything 2 months ago:
Wait… I can make someone’s head explode by posing them a logical paradox? 🤔
- Comment on Steam Replay is out, share your deck stats 2 months ago:
I only just installed GTA5 Enhanced Edition this month and it already took over as the most played game of the year 🤨
- Comment on Steam Replay is out, share your deck stats 2 months ago:
The average steam user barely plays 8 hours in a week.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto: Game creator sacked us for trying to unionise 2 months ago:
If they pay the peons well, the fuckers at the top get less tho.
- Comment on Looks Like We Can Finally Kiss the Metaverse Goodbye 2 months ago:
What’s dumb is that they have the hardware for it, and 3rd party software can use the inside-out tracking to making your legs work. What the fuck is Meta’s problem? Do they only have vibe coders on staff?
- Comment on Valve’s Android compatibility layer now has its official name, Lepton, and a cute frog logo. 2 months ago:
Why does the name and logo seem familiar…? I am getting vague memories of a brand for one of those toy “computers” that had educational material as the programs when I look at the little frog logo.
- Comment on LTT Guesses price, 699USD, eats whole cake if hes 60USD off 2 months ago:
He could just eat a whole cake if he wants to. He’s an adult.
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 2 months ago:
I can’t imagine the othet artists and eccentrics that work at Valve would disagree with this guy tho.
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 2 months ago:
Yes but
pays the buzzer guy to play the “correct” sound effect