Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 12 hours ago:
That’s basically what I mean. I gamed the system until they closed the loophole. I found ONE game through it I would not have normally known or played. And that was Void Bastards.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 13 hours ago:
I stopped subscribing when they first went up from $1/month.
- Comment on Does anyone else use their steam deck as a PC? How's it? 4 days ago:
Nah. Instead I use my desktop PC as a Steam Deck. My arms are getting so ripped from having to carry the whole setup around.
- Comment on Costco Confirms It's Removed Xbox Consoles, Calling It A "Business Decision" 5 days ago:
Business is an art, not a science. Unfortunately, this is the kind of art they do:
- Comment on Costco Confirms It's Removed Xbox Consoles, Calling It A "Business Decision" 5 days ago:
Sony already raised the prices of playstations in the US, citing tariffs as the reason.
- Comment on Verified Steam game steals streamer's cancer treatment donations 1 week ago:
I was thinking it was the Deck compatibility or just the fact it was on the store front, as if there is some kind of vetting process to sell your game on it. AFAIK, you just need to agree to their terms and pay ~$100.
- Comment on New Arizona law to restrict online porn access; Pornhub will block state 1 week ago:
I am surprised that “BringBackThePorn.com” doesn’t seem to be registered to anyone and isn’t already being used to fight back against these age verification laws.
- Comment on Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’ 1 week ago:
Hey those software engineers figuring out new ways of making their shit machines do more shit shittily need a release every now and then, too.
- Comment on Sam Altman says that bots are making social media feel 'fake' 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Root cause for why Windows 11 is breaking or corrupting SSDs may have been found 3 weeks ago:
That’s an outageous amount for a monitor. How big is it?
- Comment on Root cause for why Windows 11 is breaking or corrupting SSDs may have been found 3 weeks ago:
Really? Just for HDR?
- Comment on 'Godfather of AI' says the technology will create massive unemployment and send profits soaring — 'that is the capitalist system' 3 weeks ago:
It’s wild that they want to replace the lowest levels of actual work with AI but the management positions that actually might be a better fit for AI replacement are perfectly safe.
- Comment on STEAM FRAME - Valve Corporation Trademark Registration 4 weeks ago:
I keep seeing this post and it just makes me think about a new Warframe that’s just a black suit with the Steam logo on the chest.
- Comment on Emoji Recently Added 4 weeks ago:
Uhhh… Grimace, bus on my face! 😩
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- Comment on New rumor suggests Valve's Steam Deck 2 is much further away than we thought 4 weeks ago:
It’s been “Coming Soon™” for at least over a year and a half now, and according to THE CHART, “coming soon” = only two months. 🤷♂️
- Comment on 'Ad Blocking is Not Piracy' Decision Overturned By Top German Court 1 month ago:
Welp… Better start practicing…
\o/ McDonald’s!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
In 10 years I would expect a SteamDeck 2 with updated hardware.
- Comment on Beijing's first World Humanoid Robot Games opens with street dance, martial arts and music 1 month ago:
I need to look up the robot wars rules cuz I am wondering if humanoid bots are allowed… 🤔
I feel like a bot that could just pick up and toss their opponent would be the ultimate way to defeat any and all boring ass spinners.
- Comment on AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day 1 month ago:
Nooooooooo! How will I connect my Dreamcast to the internet now? 😩
- Comment on Google’s healthcare AI made up a body part — what happens when doctors don’t notice? 1 month ago:
If my doctor is asking an AI instead of other, human colleagues, I’d be looking for a new doctor.
- Comment on Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments 1 month ago:
They’re just gonna make it not openly depressed; they’re not going to change it from being a failure.
- Comment on TikTok hires ex-Israeli army instructor as new hate speech manager, sparking backlash 2 months ago:
Or just hack into their unencrypted databases; nobody seems to actually have good security for this kind of shit anyway.
- Comment on This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action 2 months ago:
“SSD smoke. Don’t breathe this!”
- Comment on Grok got a Nazi patch 2 months ago:
No written order…
Do you really need an express, written order when there’s plenty of actual videos of his speeches where he talks about getting rid of various groups to thunderous applause?
- Comment on How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking 2 months ago:
- Comment on Microsoft is moving antivirus providers out of the Windows kernel. Hopefully anti-cheat will be next 2 months ago:
All I use my machine for is gaming, so not having cheaters in games far outweighs the odds of being hacked by imaginary bogeymen.
- Comment on Microsoft is moving antivirus providers out of the Windows kernel. Hopefully anti-cheat will be next 2 months ago:
I’d probably be okay with kernel level anti-cheats if they actually stopped cheaters. But they don’t. Hell, the best anti-cheat I’ve ever seen that actually works isn’t even made by the developers of the game; it’s a mod! Blue Sentinel for Dark Souls 3. All it does is check if the files a player you’re connecting to has deviate at all from your own, then prevents the connection if they are.
- Comment on What emulated games hold up in 2025? 2 months ago:
Intelligent Qube
- Comment on Reminder that you do not own digital games 3 months ago:
It’s just basical preservation of art. 😤
- Comment on Reminder that you do not own digital games 3 months ago:
I was born in '85. IBM pioneered the idea of software licensing in the '50s.
