Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 is targeting Steam Deck and other handhelds because players want more "freedom" nowadays 3 days ago:
I got $5 on “Revive” or “Revival”
(if they throw a curveball like “Pheonix Down” in there, it still counts!)
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 5 days ago:
We got WordPress’s number one fan here.
- Comment on No One Wants A $100 GTA 6, Analysts Say 5 days ago:
Shit man, I don’t even want a $50 GTA6. Rockstar and Take2 can go to hell.
- Comment on Study proves being rude to AI chatbots gets better results than being nice 5 days ago:
Greeeat… So now the insufferable jackasses asking a dumbshit AI for things will not only be wrong 70℅ of the time, they will be reinforced to be assholes 100% of the time.
- Comment on Google's Change to Sponsored Ads (You can Hide Them But Only After Looking At Them) 6 days ago:
With uBlock Origin, I have been able to hide them without seeing them. 😌
- Comment on Scientists race to make 'living' computers powered by human cells 2 weeks ago:
Will these computers have mouths, and will they have a need to scream?
- Comment on Japanese tech giant deploys laser drones to protect chickens — drones are hoped to prevent the spread of avian flu 2 weeks ago:
The lasers are sophisticated enough to detect avian flu and can shoot the pathogen pinpoint accurate from up to 700 meters away. And all the chicken feels is a slightly very painful burn that punches a hole straight through them.
- Comment on Instagram wants me to make content — I just want to post a photo 2 weeks ago:
A photo is content. 🤨
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 2 weeks ago:
That’s basically what I mean. I gamed the system until they closed the loophole. I found ONE game through it I would not have normally known or played. And that was Void Bastards.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 2 weeks ago:
I stopped subscribing when they first went up from $1/month.
- Comment on Does anyone else use their steam deck as a PC? How's it? 3 weeks ago:
Nah. Instead I use my desktop PC as a Steam Deck. My arms are getting so ripped from having to carry the whole setup around.
- Comment on Costco Confirms It's Removed Xbox Consoles, Calling It A "Business Decision" 3 weeks ago:
Business is an art, not a science. Unfortunately, this is the kind of art they do:
- Comment on Costco Confirms It's Removed Xbox Consoles, Calling It A "Business Decision" 3 weeks ago:
Sony already raised the prices of playstations in the US, citing tariffs as the reason.
- Comment on Verified Steam game steals streamer's cancer treatment donations 4 weeks ago:
I was thinking it was the Deck compatibility or just the fact it was on the store front, as if there is some kind of vetting process to sell your game on it. AFAIK, you just need to agree to their terms and pay ~$100.
- Comment on New Arizona law to restrict online porn access; Pornhub will block state 4 weeks ago:
I am surprised that “BringBackThePorn.com” doesn’t seem to be registered to anyone and isn’t already being used to fight back against these age verification laws.
- Comment on Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’ 4 weeks ago:
Hey those software engineers figuring out new ways of making their shit machines do more shit shittily need a release every now and then, too.
- Comment on Sam Altman says that bots are making social media feel 'fake' 1 month ago:
- Comment on Root cause for why Windows 11 is breaking or corrupting SSDs may have been found 1 month ago:
That’s an outageous amount for a monitor. How big is it?
- Comment on Root cause for why Windows 11 is breaking or corrupting SSDs may have been found 1 month ago:
Really? Just for HDR?
- Comment on 'Godfather of AI' says the technology will create massive unemployment and send profits soaring — 'that is the capitalist system' 1 month ago:
It’s wild that they want to replace the lowest levels of actual work with AI but the management positions that actually might be a better fit for AI replacement are perfectly safe.
- Comment on STEAM FRAME - Valve Corporation Trademark Registration 1 month ago:
I keep seeing this post and it just makes me think about a new Warframe that’s just a black suit with the Steam logo on the chest.
- Comment on Emoji Recently Added 1 month ago:
Uhhh… Grimace, bus on my face! 😩
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- Comment on New rumor suggests Valve's Steam Deck 2 is much further away than we thought 1 month ago:
It’s been “Coming Soon™” for at least over a year and a half now, and according to THE CHART, “coming soon” = only two months. 🤷♂️
- Comment on 'Ad Blocking is Not Piracy' Decision Overturned By Top German Court 2 months ago:
Welp… Better start practicing…
\o/ McDonald’s!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
In 10 years I would expect a SteamDeck 2 with updated hardware.
- Comment on Beijing's first World Humanoid Robot Games opens with street dance, martial arts and music 2 months ago:
I need to look up the robot wars rules cuz I am wondering if humanoid bots are allowed… 🤔
I feel like a bot that could just pick up and toss their opponent would be the ultimate way to defeat any and all boring ass spinners.
- Comment on AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day 2 months ago:
Nooooooooo! How will I connect my Dreamcast to the internet now? 😩
- Comment on Google’s healthcare AI made up a body part — what happens when doctors don’t notice? 2 months ago:
If my doctor is asking an AI instead of other, human colleagues, I’d be looking for a new doctor.
- Comment on Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments 2 months ago:
They’re just gonna make it not openly depressed; they’re not going to change it from being a failure.
- Comment on TikTok hires ex-Israeli army instructor as new hate speech manager, sparking backlash 2 months ago:
Or just hack into their unencrypted databases; nobody seems to actually have good security for this kind of shit anyway.
