Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on [Discussion] What games are you playing on your Deck or Machine? - August 2026 8 hours ago:
Been playing Caves of Qud recently. Hadn’t played it since I hit the current endpoint in early access (IIRC it ended after Bethesda Susa) so I am catching up to the current version. Just looking for a god damn zetachrome weapon for my golem to climb the spindle. Fucking things never drop 😩
- Comment on A rare steam gift cards are still in the wild 3 days ago:
CAD
Only able to use 'em for buying computer-aided design tools. 😔
- Comment on SEGA has no plans to abandon physical media and still sees a lot of value in it 1 week ago:
Was gonna make a joke that they were taking a bold step by starting up production of brand new games on Genesis carts, but bringing back the Dreamcast would be way cooler.
- Comment on dBrand Announces 9 Steam Machine Skins That Are Now Available 1 week ago:
And if it was a 360, those had an inherent overheating issue regardless of what you did, but adding another layer that insulates more than conducts heat wouldn’t help, even if the vents are free and clear.
- Comment on CD Player for the Steam Machine 2 weeks ago:
Was the accessory for the GBA cart real and actually released? My memory around the GC is foggy af. I might have even had the thing, but I don’t remember.
- Comment on Can I Hotswap A Steam Deck SSD Into the Steam Machine? 3 weeks ago:
I do believe you can install one, but I don’t think you could hotswap it. Keep it unpowered while doing stuff like that. Hotswapping means replacing the part while the machine is running.
- Comment on A $20,000 humanoid that does chores is heading to US homes this year. 3 weeks ago:
I am fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.
- Comment on A $20,000 humanoid that does chores is heading to US homes this year. 3 weeks ago:
I do chores for less than that.
And I’m fuckable.
- Comment on Lawsuit: Man used Grok to make 7K sex images of stepdaughter, then shot himself 3 weeks ago:
Even before its existence, AI was almost guaranteed to appeal exclusively to pedophiles and conmen.
- Comment on SKG Publisher Warning — browser tool that warns you when a publisher kills games 4 weeks ago:
Technically, Steam could also have this happen if the rights holders demand they stop distributing their game entirely, unless they have a clause in their specific contracts to let Valve keep giving it out to people who bought it forever.
- Comment on SKG Publisher Warning — browser tool that warns you when a publisher kills games 4 weeks ago:
They couldn’t take it away from you but they could tell GOG to stop selling and distributing it, which would mean you’d need to have it backed up already or you won’t be able to obtain the offline installer again from GOG.
- Comment on SKG Publisher Warning — browser tool that warns you when a publisher kills games 4 weeks ago:
Yeah? The majority of the IPs of games sold on GOG are still owned by someone that isn’t CDPR and they could cancel whatever agreement they had to sell their stuff on GOG.
- Comment on dBrand Companion Cube cancelled: 4 weeks ago:
Further proof that the D in Dbrand stands for “douchey.”
- Comment on One of the best deal on Steam right now. 5 weeks ago:
OptiScaler is free and does the same thing.
- Comment on SteamOS 3.8 is supported for *all* PCs with discrete AMD GPUs 5 weeks ago:
“You can get it in any color you want, as long as it’s black.”
- Comment on Valve will finally let you build your own Steam Machine with SteamOS for desktop 5 weeks ago:
nVidia on Linux is why I haven’t made Linux my everyday OS already. 😮💨
- Comment on Valve Gives The Green Light to Install SteamOS On Desktops To Create Our Own Steam Machines 5 weeks ago:
They only had the old SteamOS available for installing to anything but a Steam Deck.
- Comment on Valve Steam Machine Review - Gamers Nexus 5 weeks ago:
Made me curious: If I have 4 DIMMs, would 4x8gb sticks be bettwr than 2x16gb? Already looked up 1 stick vs 2 in dual channel (2 is better) but can’t find an answer for 2 vs 4.
- Comment on New web app can make Valve's Steam Controller drift across your desk like an RC car — web app drives the gamepad using its rumble motors 1 month ago:
“Hey, you guys wanna do IRL mario kart? I just got the set.”
“But there’e 3 of us and it only came with mario and luigi.”
“Don’t worry guys, I got this.”
puts Steam Controller on the starting line
- Comment on Steam Frame is Poised for Launch as Units Begin Reaching the US 1 month ago:
If you have weird issues with fps/resolution with a Quest over steam link or any PCVR stuff, make sure it’s using the correct API for Steam (like alvr or Steam’s own thing) and not the meta one.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
AI > AI
😤
- Comment on We're inching closer to the Steam Frame release with a SteamOS Manager update 2 months ago:
It does.
- Comment on 50 T of "game consoles" imported by Valve in the past week 2 months ago:
50 tricycles worth of game consoles.
- Comment on I've been using my steam deck wrong this whole time 3 months ago:
“Nice hat.”
“You like eeet?!” starts meth dancing
- Comment on I've been using my steam deck wrong this whole time 3 months ago:
It’s a stock photo for advertising. Meaning this is good, old fashioned, human generated slop.
- Comment on Steam controller price 3 months ago:
Hall effect sticks are better than the potentiometer type sticks used in the Joycons and DualSense. They don’t nake contact with anything so they don’t shed material and wear out as easily.
- Comment on Steam controller price 3 months ago:
The previous Steam controller for it’s one joystick.
- Comment on Steam controller price 3 months ago:
The previous one also had two touch pads and even better stick hardware than hall effect sticks; still cost no more than its contemporaries.
- Comment on New Decky Plugin: Download All - immediately adds all "scheduled" downloads to the download queue 3 months ago:
What’s up with the scheduled updates anyway? Just update while I’m not doing anything instead of sitting there waiting. 😬
- Comment on Steam controller price 3 months ago:
Probably the same as a DualSense; around $70-80.