Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on "People were just not ready for" Starfield, says game's composer as he talks "visionary" Todd Howard 13 hours ago:
Bro’s living in denile.
- Comment on You can’t replace the battery in Lego’s Smart Bricks — and many of its sensors aren’t available yet 2 days ago:
The OG Mindstorms sets were better in so many ways. This is one of them.
- Comment on At Fate's End tasks you with dueling with your words as much as your blade | RPG Site 2 days ago:
So like Dangonronpa, or actually done in a fun way?
- Comment on Team turns DNA into a rewritable hard drive 1 week ago:
Also possible that he has, but the attempt(s) failed so badly I never noticed any difference. 😳
- Comment on Team turns DNA into a rewritable hard drive 1 week ago:
Dolph Lungren hasn’t tried to kill me.
- Comment on [Serious] Can a fire atronach, a elemental bound by magic to you, give consent? 1 week ago:
Atronachy can create golems from any inanimate material, and it also requires using the soul of a mortal, so it’s probably more like slavery.
In a quest in one of the first two games, you are tasked with destroying one such golem that escaped from the mage’s guild and was rampaging through the countryside. It was created using the soul of one of the local ruling family members and it seemed to have been taking revenge.
- Comment on Team turns DNA into a rewritable hard drive 1 week ago:
Sweet, when can I become a data courier like Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic?
- Comment on [Serious] Can a fire atronach, a elemental bound by magic to you, give consent? 1 week ago:
There is also Atronachy whereby you are not summoning an atronach, but making your own like a golem.
- Comment on Microsoft Patents Reveal AI-Powered Xbox Helper System That Can Play Games for You 1 week ago:
after the same dude repeatedly kills and teabags you
“Ok, AI; fuck xXn00bk1ll3rXx all the way up.”
- Comment on Vance says administration is pausing some Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud concerns 2 weeks ago:
These dipshits need to get off Twitter and also get some media literacy. The whole fraud thing in Minnesota literally came from some troll on X gaslighting Elon Musk.
- Comment on Sam Altman would like remind you that humans use a lot of energy, too 2 weeks ago:
Good point.
Let’s turn off Sam to save energy.
- Comment on A New Decky Loader Plugin Can Translate Whatever Is On Screen 3 weeks ago:
This would be cool for being able to read random ass kanji in the background. Or figuring out if it’s actually kanji or some made-up bullshit that simply looks like kanji.
- Comment on The Original GTA Is Playable On Modern PCs Again - But Not From Rockstar 4 weeks ago:
It still works just fine for me as is. Just install it.
- Comment on Steam Machine & Steam Frame FAQ - RAM and storage crisis to blame for no pricing or dates 4 weeks ago:
I really want a Frame but I want it more for the software. If I could flash the garbage off my Quest 3 and use whatever Valve cooked up I am confident it would be vastly better. The hardware is decent. The operating system is garbage and they keep reducing its functionality every update.
- Comment on Why $700 could be a "death sentence" for the Steam Machine 5 weeks ago:
Sweeny would sue Steam becsuse Gabe farted and Tim didn’t get to smell it.
- Comment on Why $700 could be a "death sentence" for the Steam Machine 5 weeks ago:
With all the revenue from Steam, how much of a loss could they afford to go all in on with these? Do they care about profit or shifting the market from Windows to Linux (or, hell, just giving the finger to Microslop)?
- Comment on Kiss goodbye to 8K as support from the TV industry 'dwindles' 5 weeks ago:
The future is in round pixels.
- Comment on AI agents now have their own Reddit-style social network, and it's getting weird fast 5 weeks ago:
“Now.”
SubReddit Simulator has existed for years.
- Comment on Decky Plugin "DeckyParty" may be the easiest way yet to transfer files between your Deck and other devices 5 weeks ago:
It’s linux, ain’t it? Can’t it use SAMBA?
- Comment on Sony Patents Buttonless Adaptive Controller With Customizable Layouts 1 month ago:
Customizing the layout of what, exactly, if it doesn’t have buttons? 🤔
- Comment on BioWare’s Anthem will soon be completely unplayable 2 months ago:
They had such a good thing going for them before they were aquired by EA.
- Comment on LAN Party House 2 months ago:
I’d gladly exchange having money for having this house.
- Comment on what exactly is the steam frame? 2 months ago:
I mean… Those kind of bugs exist now if there’s any hiccups or interruptions in the network when streaming wirelessly and they’re not really funny. Mostly nauseating.
- Comment on what exactly is the steam frame? 2 months ago:
It can play Android games directly on the headset so you would be able to play Meta Quest versions directly, presumably fine, but it probably won’t handle running something like Alyx in standalone.
- Comment on Most Played Games on Steam Deck for 2025 2 months ago:
Had to look this up. Stuff says they use BattleEye but I do not see the BattleEye service running while in either GTA or RDR2. I even had uninstalled it with Battlefield 2047 recently to free up room (it was the only game I knew of installed at the time that uses BE). 🤨
- Comment on Most Played Games on Steam Deck for 2025 2 months ago:
RDR2 broke something between January and now. At least, the online mode. I can’t do much in online that doesn’t cause the game to crash. Story mode can run for hours and never encounter an issue; the online mode, every time there’s a load or scene transition, it has like a 50/50 chance of CTD.
- Comment on i cant wait to get a steam frame 2 months ago:
Bruh, my PC designed for VR barely runs VRChat.
- Comment on i cant wait to get a steam frame 2 months ago:
Every update just breaks something a little more. I literally only want a Frame for the software. If I could flash the Quest 3 to run the Frame’s OS? I’d risk bricking my headset to do so. Fuck Meta.
- Comment on Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026 2 months ago:
I’m okay with it paying for me, but I don’t want it to also shop for me.
- Comment on EVE Online players destroyed 1,142,260,784,813,930 ISK worth of ships in 2025, which according to my caveman-level maths amounts to over $6 million lost to the void 2 months ago:
It still mostly flows from the cost of PLEX, but would be lower. It’s the market’s gold essentially, and the most common item to sell for real world money by undercutting what the dev sells it for.