Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on BioWare’s Anthem will soon be completely unplayable 6 days ago:
They had such a good thing going for them before they were aquired by EA.
- Comment on LAN Party House 1 week ago:
I’d gladly exchange having money for having this house.
- Comment on what exactly is the steam frame? 1 week ago:
I mean… Those kind of bugs exist now if there’s any hiccups or interruptions in the network when streaming wirelessly and they’re not really funny. Mostly nauseating.
- Comment on what exactly is the steam frame? 1 week ago:
It can play Android games directly on the headset so you would be able to play Meta Quest versions directly, presumably fine, but it probably won’t handle running something like Alyx in standalone.
- Comment on Most Played Games on Steam Deck for 2025 1 week ago:
Had to look this up. Stuff says they use BattleEye but I do not see the BattleEye service running while in either GTA or RDR2. I even had uninstalled it with Battlefield 2047 recently to free up room (it was the only game I knew of installed at the time that uses BE). 🤨
- Comment on Most Played Games on Steam Deck for 2025 1 week ago:
RDR2 broke something between January and now. At least, the online mode. I can’t do much in online that doesn’t cause the game to crash. Story mode can run for hours and never encounter an issue; the online mode, every time there’s a load or scene transition, it has like a 50/50 chance of CTD.
- Comment on i cant wait to get a steam frame 1 week ago:
Bruh, my PC designed for VR barely runs VRChat.
- Comment on i cant wait to get a steam frame 1 week ago:
Every update just breaks something a little more. I literally only want a Frame for the software. If I could flash the Quest 3 to run the Frame’s OS? I’d risk bricking my headset to do so. Fuck Meta.
- Comment on Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026 2 weeks ago:
I’m okay with it paying for me, but I don’t want it to also shop for me.
- Comment on EVE Online players destroyed 1,142,260,784,813,930 ISK worth of ships in 2025, which according to my caveman-level maths amounts to over $6 million lost to the void 2 weeks ago:
It still mostly flows from the cost of PLEX, but would be lower. It’s the market’s gold essentially, and the most common item to sell for real world money by undercutting what the dev sells it for.
- Comment on EVE Online players destroyed 1,142,260,784,813,930 ISK worth of ships in 2025, which according to my caveman-level maths amounts to over $6 million lost to the void 2 weeks ago:
You do transactions for real money outside of the game and isn’t sanftioned by the dev.
- Comment on EVE Online players destroyed 1,142,260,784,813,930 ISK worth of ships in 2025, which according to my caveman-level maths amounts to over $6 million lost to the void 2 weeks ago:
It’s more like a stock market. Everything actually has to be produced and moved around in the virtual world of the game, giving a hard limit to how many X exist, and you can sell these things for real money outside of the game. So destroying a competing corps goods is a good way of increasing the value of your own.
- Comment on AI Vending Machine Was Tricked into Giving Away Everything 3 weeks ago:
Wait… I can make someone’s head explode by posing them a logical paradox? 🤔
- Comment on Steam Replay is out, share your deck stats 3 weeks ago:
I only just installed GTA5 Enhanced Edition this month and it already took over as the most played game of the year 🤨
- Comment on Steam Replay is out, share your deck stats 3 weeks ago:
The average steam user barely plays 8 hours in a week.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto: Game creator sacked us for trying to unionise 3 weeks ago:
If they pay the peons well, the fuckers at the top get less tho.
- Comment on Looks Like We Can Finally Kiss the Metaverse Goodbye 5 weeks ago:
What’s dumb is that they have the hardware for it, and 3rd party software can use the inside-out tracking to making your legs work. What the fuck is Meta’s problem? Do they only have vibe coders on staff?
- Comment on Valve’s Android compatibility layer now has its official name, Lepton, and a cute frog logo. 5 weeks ago:
Why does the name and logo seem familiar…? I am getting vague memories of a brand for one of those toy “computers” that had educational material as the programs when I look at the little frog logo.
- Comment on LTT Guesses price, 699USD, eats whole cake if hes 60USD off 1 month ago:
He could just eat a whole cake if he wants to. He’s an adult.
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 1 month ago:
I can’t imagine the othet artists and eccentrics that work at Valve would disagree with this guy tho.
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 1 month ago:
Yes but
pays the buzzer guy to play the “correct” sound effect
- Comment on An entire PS5 now costs less than 64GB of DDR5 memory, even after a discount — simple memory kit jumps to $600 due to DRAM shortage, and it's expected to get worse into 2026 1 month ago:
I mean the only thing in recent years that performed like utter shit was Stalker 2. And I mean… They made that game in the middle of a war so I have to cut them a little slack. 🤷♂️
- Comment on An entire PS5 now costs less than 64GB of DDR5 memory, even after a discount — simple memory kit jumps to $600 due to DRAM shortage, and it's expected to get worse into 2026 1 month ago:
I wonder how long I can keep going with my Ryzen 5 3600, 1660 Super and 16GB of RAM… 🤔
- Comment on Valve employee Pierre-Loup Griffais talks more about anti-cheat support for Linux/SteamOS on FPS Podcast #83 1 month ago:
If the Anticheat system only works at Kernel level, then it would not work on Linux.
The same kernel level anticheats used in Helldivers 2 don’t work for other games simply because the developer of those games doesn’t spend the 15 minutes it would take to compile the Linux version of the anticheat.
- Comment on Giving away a switch 2 1 month ago:
Two reasons:
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No link to the sign up thing
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This post reads like spam marketing scam where they claim you can get a free iPhone, iPad, Computer, etc by just doing a survey.
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- Comment on JSAUX teases aftermarket mods for Steam Machine 1 month ago:
I thought the front panel having customizable plates was already pretty cool and now someone is making display panels for them? Nice.
- Comment on Netflix’s new era of TV games starts now 1 month ago:
Gimme a game show game where I can actually win real money and prizes.
- Comment on Jack Dorsey funds diVine, a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive 1 month ago:
The 6 second time limit and forced 3 time loop was really annoying. Short videos, sure. But maybe like average song length short. 3 minutes.
- Comment on Steam Controller 1 month ago:
I need to hold one because I see it and it looks awkward, but I have heard what you’re saying from pretty much everyone with one. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Why Apple Just Gave Up on AI - ColdFusion 1 month ago:
The title made me think they were jumping from AI to cold fusion; not that Cold Fusion was the name of the blogger.