Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Microsoft CEO says the company doesn't have enough electricity to install all the AI GPUs in its inventory - 'you may actually have a bunch of chips sitting in inventory that I can’t plug in' 1 week ago:
Can’t wait for everyone to bury their ai bullshit in the New Mexican desert.
- Comment on LLMs Will Always Hallucinate 1 week ago:
One word:
Trebuchet.
- Comment on 'Godfather of AI' says tech giants can't profit from their astronomical investments unless human labor is replaced 1 week ago:
Then you don’t profit, fucker. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Mushrooms May Replace Metal in Future Computers — And You Could Build One At Home 1 week ago:
Biopunk PCs. Hell yeah.
- Comment on The Steam Controller 2 Got A New Icon And It Further Confirms The Layout 1 week ago:
What do you think the circle on the left is for?
- Comment on Battlefield's new battle royale is free-to-play and out now with 100-player matches 2 weeks ago:
It’s a BR so I’m gonna guess “no.”
- Comment on YouTube will help you quit watching Shorts 2 weeks ago:
I like how this comes after I accidentally left my browser open on a short and it just kept playing all night, like they saw me watching shorts for over 18 hours straight and were like “we gotta stop that guy.”
- Comment on Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 is targeting Steam Deck and other handhelds because players want more "freedom" nowadays 3 weeks ago:
I got $5 on “Revive” or “Revival”
(if they throw a curveball like “Pheonix Down” in there, it still counts!)
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 3 weeks ago:
We got WordPress’s number one fan here.
- Comment on No One Wants A $100 GTA 6, Analysts Say 3 weeks ago:
Shit man, I don’t even want a $50 GTA6. Rockstar and Take2 can go to hell.
- Comment on Study proves being rude to AI chatbots gets better results than being nice 3 weeks ago:
Greeeat… So now the insufferable jackasses asking a dumbshit AI for things will not only be wrong 70℅ of the time, they will be reinforced to be assholes 100% of the time.
- Comment on Google's Change to Sponsored Ads (You can Hide Them But Only After Looking At Them) 3 weeks ago:
With uBlock Origin, I have been able to hide them without seeing them. 😌
- Comment on Scientists race to make 'living' computers powered by human cells 5 weeks ago:
Will these computers have mouths, and will they have a need to scream?
- Comment on Japanese tech giant deploys laser drones to protect chickens — drones are hoped to prevent the spread of avian flu 5 weeks ago:
The lasers are sophisticated enough to detect avian flu and can shoot the pathogen pinpoint accurate from up to 700 meters away. And all the chicken feels is a slightly very painful burn that punches a hole straight through them.
- Comment on Instagram wants me to make content — I just want to post a photo 5 weeks ago:
A photo is content. 🤨
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 5 weeks ago:
That’s basically what I mean. I gamed the system until they closed the loophole. I found ONE game through it I would not have normally known or played. And that was Void Bastards.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 5 weeks ago:
I stopped subscribing when they first went up from $1/month.
- Comment on Does anyone else use their steam deck as a PC? How's it? 1 month ago:
Nah. Instead I use my desktop PC as a Steam Deck. My arms are getting so ripped from having to carry the whole setup around.
- Comment on Costco Confirms It's Removed Xbox Consoles, Calling It A "Business Decision" 1 month ago:
Business is an art, not a science. Unfortunately, this is the kind of art they do:
- Comment on Costco Confirms It's Removed Xbox Consoles, Calling It A "Business Decision" 1 month ago:
Sony already raised the prices of playstations in the US, citing tariffs as the reason.
- Comment on Verified Steam game steals streamer's cancer treatment donations 1 month ago:
I was thinking it was the Deck compatibility or just the fact it was on the store front, as if there is some kind of vetting process to sell your game on it. AFAIK, you just need to agree to their terms and pay ~$100.
- Comment on New Arizona law to restrict online porn access; Pornhub will block state 1 month ago:
I am surprised that “BringBackThePorn.com” doesn’t seem to be registered to anyone and isn’t already being used to fight back against these age verification laws.
- Comment on Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’ 1 month ago:
Hey those software engineers figuring out new ways of making their shit machines do more shit shittily need a release every now and then, too.
- Comment on Sam Altman says that bots are making social media feel 'fake' 2 months ago:
- Comment on Root cause for why Windows 11 is breaking or corrupting SSDs may have been found 2 months ago:
That’s an outageous amount for a monitor. How big is it?
- Comment on Root cause for why Windows 11 is breaking or corrupting SSDs may have been found 2 months ago:
Really? Just for HDR?
- Comment on 'Godfather of AI' says the technology will create massive unemployment and send profits soaring — 'that is the capitalist system' 2 months ago:
It’s wild that they want to replace the lowest levels of actual work with AI but the management positions that actually might be a better fit for AI replacement are perfectly safe.
- Comment on STEAM FRAME - Valve Corporation Trademark Registration 2 months ago:
I keep seeing this post and it just makes me think about a new Warframe that’s just a black suit with the Steam logo on the chest.
- Comment on Emoji Recently Added 2 months ago:
Uhhh… Grimace, bus on my face! 😩
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- Comment on New rumor suggests Valve's Steam Deck 2 is much further away than we thought 2 months ago:
It’s been “Coming Soon™” for at least over a year and a half now, and according to THE CHART, “coming soon” = only two months. 🤷♂️
