Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@pawb.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Vending Machine Was Tricked into Giving Away Everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… I can make someone’s head explode by posing them a logical paradox? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Replay is out, share your deck stats⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only just installed GTA5 Enhanced Edition this month and it already took over as the most played game of the year 🤨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Replay is out, share your deck stats⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The average steam user barely plays 8 hours in a week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grand Theft Auto: Game creator sacked us for trying to unionise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If they pay the peons well, the fuckers at the top get less tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks Like We Can Finally Kiss the Metaverse Goodbye⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s dumb is that they have the hardware for it, and 3rd party software can use the inside-out tracking to making your legs work. What the fuck is Meta’s problem? Do they only have vibe coders on staff?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve’s Android compatibility layer now has its official name, Lepton, and a cute frog logo.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the name and logo seem familiar…? I am getting vague memories of a brand for one of those toy “computers” that had educational material as the programs when I look at the little frog logo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LTT Guesses price, 699USD, eats whole cake if hes 60USD off⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He could just eat a whole cake if he wants to. He’s an adult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t imagine the othet artists and eccentrics that work at Valve would disagree with this guy tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but

  pays the buzzer guy to play the “correct” sound effect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An entire PS5 now costs less than 64GB of DDR5 memory, even after a discount — simple memory kit jumps to $600 due to DRAM shortage, and it's expected to get worse into 2026⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean the only thing in recent years that performed like utter shit was Stalker 2. And I mean… They made that game in the middle of a war so I have to cut them a little slack. 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An entire PS5 now costs less than 64GB of DDR5 memory, even after a discount — simple memory kit jumps to $600 due to DRAM shortage, and it's expected to get worse into 2026⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how long I can keep going with my Ryzen 5 3600, 1660 Super and 16GB of RAM… 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve employee Pierre-Loup Griffais talks more about anti-cheat support for Linux/SteamOS on FPS Podcast #83⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the Anticheat system only works at Kernel level, then it would not work on Linux.

  The same kernel level anticheats used in Helldivers 2 don’t work for other games simply because the developer of those games doesn’t spend the 15 minutes it would take to compile the Linux version of the anticheat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giving away a switch 2⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two reasons:

  1. No link to the sign up thing

  2. This post reads like spam marketing scam where they claim you can get a free iPhone, iPad, Computer, etc by just doing a survey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JSAUX teases aftermarket mods for Steam Machine ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the front panel having customizable plates was already pretty cool and now someone is making display panels for them? Nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix’s new era of TV games starts now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gimme a game show game where I can actually win real money and prizes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Dorsey funds diVine, a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The 6 second time limit and forced 3 time loop was really annoying. Short videos, sure. But maybe like average song length short. 3 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Controller⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to hold one because I see it and it looks awkward, but I have heard what you’re saying from pretty much everyone with one. 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Apple Just Gave Up on AI - ColdFusion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The title made me think they were jumping from AI to cold fusion; not that Cold Fusion was the name of the blogger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam Controller 2 May Be Able To Detect How Far Away Your Hands Are From It - Steam Deck H⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My VR controllers can’t even properly tell when I’ve set them down and they have touch sensors in them. I do not know why sometimes setting the controllwrs down, still has them being tracked with my hands until I go out of my way to show my empty palms to the tracking cameras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO says the company doesn't have enough electricity to install all the AI GPUs in its inventory - 'you may actually have a bunch of chips sitting in inventory that I can’t plug in'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait for everyone to bury their ai bullshit in the New Mexican desert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LLMs Will Always Hallucinate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One word:

  Trebuchet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Godfather of AI' says tech giants can't profit from their astronomical investments unless human labor is replaced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you don’t profit, fucker. 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms May Replace Metal in Future Computers — And You Could Build One At Home⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Biopunk PCs. Hell yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam Controller 2 Got A New Icon And It Further Confirms The Layout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you think the circle on the left is for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battlefield's new battle royale is free-to-play and out now with 100-player matches⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a BR so I’m gonna guess “no.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will help you quit watching Shorts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how this comes after I accidentally left my browser open on a short and it just kept playing all night, like they saw me watching shorts for over 18 hours straight and were like “we gotta stop that guy.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 is targeting Steam Deck and other handhelds because players want more "freedom" nowadays⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got $5 on “Revive” or “Revival”

  (if they throw a curveball like “Pheonix Down” in there, it still counts!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We got WordPress’s number one fan here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No One Wants A $100 GTA 6, Analysts Say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit man, I don’t even want a $50 GTA6. Rockstar and Take2 can go to hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Study proves being rude to AI chatbots gets better results than being nice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Greeeat… So now the insufferable jackasses asking a dumbshit AI for things will not only be wrong 70℅ of the time, they will be reinforced to be assholes 100% of the time.