Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on PS6 'Canis' handheld leaks mastersheet: Zen 6c CPU, 24GB RAM, and more 22 hours ago:
Only 3 more playstations until the PS9’s mind altering nanospores. 🙏
- Comment on Denuvo has been broken, company promises countermeasures against new DRM bypasses — zero-day game releases become norm as security concerns mount over hypervisor-based bypass 1 day ago:
Finally get to check out Black Myth. Still won’t buy it until it just doesn’t have Denuvo at all, tho.
- Comment on Folk are getting dangerously attached to AI that always tells them they're right 5 days ago:
Verfied Human. Comment approved.
- Comment on Folk are getting dangerously attached to AI that always tells them they're right 5 days ago:
In the future you will only be able to prove you are a human by simply being a contrarian.
- Comment on Sony announces major price hikes for PS5, PS5 Pro, and Portal as it blames "continued pressures in the global economic landscape" 1 week ago:
Weird coincidence that it also coincides with Sony stopping production of PC ports for all single-player titles making them entirely PS5 exclusives.
- Comment on Reddit CEO Steve Huffman says that while there are legit types of AI content on the platform, the company is considering Face ID and other passkey verification methods to ensure there's human behind 1 week ago:
If he wants to be sure there’s human behind, he should just go to /r/Ass. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Finishing a video game can trigger “post-game depression,” study finds 1 week ago:
Elden Ring gives mid-game depression/rage.
- Comment on Future Sony PlayStation games will use AI to imagine new frames 1 week ago:
Frame Generation already exists. The real problem is input delay being massively increased when in use, even with latency lowering tech like Reflex.
- Comment on [Discussion] Would you buy a Steam smart phone? 2 weeks ago:
I had a fucking N-Gage at one point.
Never again. Not even from Valve.
- Comment on "People were just not ready for" Starfield, says game's composer as he talks "visionary" Todd Howard 2 weeks ago:
Bro’s living in denile.
- Comment on You can’t replace the battery in Lego’s Smart Bricks — and many of its sensors aren’t available yet 3 weeks ago:
The OG Mindstorms sets were better in so many ways. This is one of them.
- Comment on At Fate's End tasks you with dueling with your words as much as your blade | RPG Site 3 weeks ago:
So like Dangonronpa, or actually done in a fun way?
- Comment on Team turns DNA into a rewritable hard drive 4 weeks ago:
Also possible that he has, but the attempt(s) failed so badly I never noticed any difference. 😳
- Comment on Team turns DNA into a rewritable hard drive 4 weeks ago:
Dolph Lungren hasn’t tried to kill me.
- Comment on [Serious] Can a fire atronach, a elemental bound by magic to you, give consent? 4 weeks ago:
Atronachy can create golems from any inanimate material, and it also requires using the soul of a mortal, so it’s probably more like slavery.
In a quest in one of the first two games, you are tasked with destroying one such golem that escaped from the mage’s guild and was rampaging through the countryside. It was created using the soul of one of the local ruling family members and it seemed to have been taking revenge.
- Comment on Team turns DNA into a rewritable hard drive 4 weeks ago:
Sweet, when can I become a data courier like Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic?
- Comment on [Serious] Can a fire atronach, a elemental bound by magic to you, give consent? 4 weeks ago:
There is also Atronachy whereby you are not summoning an atronach, but making your own like a golem.
- Comment on Microsoft Patents Reveal AI-Powered Xbox Helper System That Can Play Games for You 4 weeks ago:
after the same dude repeatedly kills and teabags you
“Ok, AI; fuck xXn00bk1ll3rXx all the way up.”
- Comment on Vance says administration is pausing some Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud concerns 5 weeks ago:
These dipshits need to get off Twitter and also get some media literacy. The whole fraud thing in Minnesota literally came from some troll on X gaslighting Elon Musk.
- Comment on Sam Altman would like remind you that humans use a lot of energy, too 5 weeks ago:
Good point.
Let’s turn off Sam to save energy.
- Comment on A New Decky Loader Plugin Can Translate Whatever Is On Screen 1 month ago:
This would be cool for being able to read random ass kanji in the background. Or figuring out if it’s actually kanji or some made-up bullshit that simply looks like kanji.
- Comment on The Original GTA Is Playable On Modern PCs Again - But Not From Rockstar 1 month ago:
It still works just fine for me as is. Just install it.
- Comment on Steam Machine & Steam Frame FAQ - RAM and storage crisis to blame for no pricing or dates 1 month ago:
I really want a Frame but I want it more for the software. If I could flash the garbage off my Quest 3 and use whatever Valve cooked up I am confident it would be vastly better. The hardware is decent. The operating system is garbage and they keep reducing its functionality every update.
- Comment on Why $700 could be a "death sentence" for the Steam Machine 1 month ago:
Sweeny would sue Steam becsuse Gabe farted and Tim didn’t get to smell it.
- Comment on Why $700 could be a "death sentence" for the Steam Machine 1 month ago:
With all the revenue from Steam, how much of a loss could they afford to go all in on with these? Do they care about profit or shifting the market from Windows to Linux (or, hell, just giving the finger to Microslop)?
- Comment on Kiss goodbye to 8K as support from the TV industry 'dwindles' 1 month ago:
The future is in round pixels.
- Comment on AI agents now have their own Reddit-style social network, and it's getting weird fast 1 month ago:
“Now.”
SubReddit Simulator has existed for years.
- Comment on Decky Plugin "DeckyParty" may be the easiest way yet to transfer files between your Deck and other devices 1 month ago:
It’s linux, ain’t it? Can’t it use SAMBA?
- Comment on Sony Patents Buttonless Adaptive Controller With Customizable Layouts 1 month ago:
Customizing the layout of what, exactly, if it doesn’t have buttons? 🤔
- Comment on BioWare’s Anthem will soon be completely unplayable 2 months ago:
They had such a good thing going for them before they were aquired by EA.