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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Public_Tumbleweed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Double it and give it to the next person

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  • Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

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      • Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok, there is ONE excuse.

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      • Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        🤣

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  • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok but I gotta finish poppin’ first

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??

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      • Risk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If by ‘can’ you mean ‘place where shit goes’ and by ‘place where shit goes’ you mean ‘work’, then yes.

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      • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.

        I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I’ll add 20 push-ups at the end… I’m now too scared not to

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.

    There.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And cut down on the pancakes

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      • Shiggles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or don’t and just do

        ~100 calories for a medium pancake

        ~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

        =277 pushups per pancake.

        Totally worth it!

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  • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you’re happy, cause I’m exhausted

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Glad to help! Lol

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  • TeckFire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know what?

    I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Deal 🤝

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  • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 350m of cable spent… you really think I’m gonna get up for pushups now?

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    • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Haha good one, great meme.

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  • Tsanad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And done.

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  • bastian_5@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…

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  • pan0wski@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    O7

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  • bigFab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it’s freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, very.

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  • I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two slipped discs. Not happening.

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  • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry

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  • ericbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes

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      • ericbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.

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  • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No U

    media.tenor.com/…/reverse-card-uno.gif

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn, I guess it’s only fair

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  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    k done now what

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  • blahsay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! www.thepushupchallenge.com.au

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  • Enzy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Too drunk for this shit.

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  • jackoneill@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.

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  • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m in a car my gamer

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.

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  • happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No can do. My left arm is broke.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine

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      • happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m lazy. Should be a good excuse.

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