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Safe to say peanuts into a US school too?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨WashedOver@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • enjoytemple@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well fun fact time I guess: in Taiwanese, bullets are sometimes refered as "peanuts." "Be my guest and have some peanuts" can actually mean "I will shoot you dead."

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    • seth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That doesn’t sound very fun, it’s a phrase I would find hard to turn down on the off-chance it was meant peacefully and deliciously. :(

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      • enjoytemple@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We do love (edible) peanuts here so it's at least 50/50 chance!

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  • mack7400@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

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    • fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      THE IRONY!!!

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wow. Do you want to hear about other places where firearms are banned?

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      • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I do! Sounds hilarious

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  • julianschmulian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you can‘t have peanuts in school?

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    • ExLisper@linux.community ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s because all the freedom they have.

      But seriously, they have some crazy allergies there. No idea why, probably because of all the artificial food and contamination in general. It’s just not a very healthy place to live.

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      • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Do you know if they’ve tried… shooting the allergies?

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      • Ranvier@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you’re in Europe, we’ll I’ve got news for you, 2/3rds of European schools have at least one child with an anaphylactic peanut allergy. So peanut allergies are not just from excess freedom it would seem.

        businesswire.com/…/Largest-European-Quantitative-…

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    • SGG@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Some schools will be over zealous and ban them.

      Other schools can have kids with such severe allergic reactions that it’s the simplest option to ban them. This is mainly primary schools. I’m not saying if that’s right or wrong, there’s too many variables.

      Kids can’t be expected to perfectly manage their health problems, that’s why at most schools yes the kids may have an EpiPen, but the school is also generally required to have one for each kid with a registered allergy.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I believe my daughter’s school just had a ‘no peanuts’ table in the lunchroom.

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    • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Most schools, you can have all the peanuts you like. Chances are pretty good that the lunches available in the cafeteria will be peanut -free, though

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  • mctoasterson@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Many theaters I’ve been to in the US stopped enforcing the “no outside food” thing. Last time I went to the movies there were dudes walking in with Chipotle or sub sandwiches and no one cared.

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    • jtk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because who the fuck is going to start a fight with someone that’s already proven they’re an asshole, for $7 an hour, to protect profits they’ll never see any part of?

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      • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is the asshole the patron who wants better food, or the owner who decided on a local monopoly for lower quality and higher profits?

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    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can even bring food into Disney World!

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  • cman6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reminds me of this: emailsfromanasshole.dontevenreply.com/view.php?po…

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  • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What does the title even mean?

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    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      OP is salty about the growing impact of peanut allergies.

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    • TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Meme: Use this gun to sneak a snickers into a movie theatre. Title: (you could also say) You could also sneak peanuts into a school.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Marathon 4 Life

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Peanuts? How dare you sick bastard!

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