The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you
Wretched souls
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah kinda
HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
… Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 11 months ago
Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad
9point6@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands in it
Then we’re talking some of the best shit around
RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 11 months ago
Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)
With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).
Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).
Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.
GuerrillaRodeo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What the fuck man
skizzles@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mustard, yes!
I love some good mustard potato salad.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But… I like potato salad.
*feels forehead
Nooooooooooooo!
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 11 months ago
U wot m8?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eat potato salad
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 11 months ago
Heathen!
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a selfie of me, the potato salad man
SpermGoobler@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why does this feel like an scp
Ranslite@feddit.de 11 months ago
angry german noises
EherVielleicht@feddit.de 11 months ago
I join the angry noises
MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 months ago
Warm potato salad is great.
spoiler
just make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun. ___
octoperson@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
staticblanket@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Wow!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s some solid potato salad right there
0ops@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Well, I can touch my shins!
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok, I think she’s pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it’s to big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and use light color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 11 months ago
After seeing this post, I’m determined to more than double my potato salad consumption
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is some sort of AI image, right?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was “If mayonnaise was a person.”
I hope it’s not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn’t have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.
Sabin10@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we’re considered pretty bland and simple up here … you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations … because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.
Anyways, I’m also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I’m made to feel like I’m talking to someone in the year 2100 and I’m stuck in 1990 … not that they’re smarter, they just think they’re in a better world than where I’m from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I’m talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d like to introduce you to a few of my bosses
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
3 or 30?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Mentally or physically?
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cover that potatoe salad with some gumbo, then we’ll talk! 😋
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ron White in shambles.
PatFussy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How did you get this photo of me
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 11 months ago
!potatoism@lemmy.world accepts all potato enthusiasts.
Atomfist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice
FQQD@feddit.de 11 months ago
Poor potato salad 😭
sarmale@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Most uncanny valley ever
kewwwi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
if mayonaise was a person
ShunkW@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah I fucking look like that too mate
ShunkW@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Foreheads unite
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Aim for the forehead OP
cindylouwhovian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.
Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?