The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you
Wretched souls
Submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah kinda
HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 2 years ago
… Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 2 years ago
Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad
9point6@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands in it
Then we’re talking some of the best shit around
RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 2 years ago
Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)
With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).
Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).
Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.
GuerrillaRodeo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What the fuck man
skizzles@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mustard, yes!
I love some good mustard potato salad.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
But… I like potato salad.
*feels forehead
Nooooooooooooo!
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 2 years ago
U wot m8?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Eat potato salad
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 2 years ago
Heathen!
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a selfie of me, the potato salad man
SpermGoobler@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why does this feel like an scp
Ranslite@feddit.de 2 years ago
angry german noises
EherVielleicht@feddit.de 2 years ago
I join the angry noises
MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 years ago
Warm potato salad is great.
spoiler
just make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun. ___
octoperson@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
staticblanket@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Wow!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s some solid potato salad right there
0ops@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Well, I can touch my shins!
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ok, I think she’s pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it’s to big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and use light color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 2 years ago
After seeing this post, I’m determined to more than double my potato salad consumption
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is some sort of AI image, right?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was “If mayonnaise was a person.”
I hope it’s not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn’t have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.
Sabin10@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we’re considered pretty bland and simple up here … you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations … because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.
Anyways, I’m also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I’m made to feel like I’m talking to someone in the year 2100 and I’m stuck in 1990 … not that they’re smarter, they just think they’re in a better world than where I’m from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I’m talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’d like to introduce you to a few of my bosses
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 years ago
3 or 30?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Mentally or physically?
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Cover that potatoe salad with some gumbo, then we’ll talk! 😋
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ron White in shambles.
PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
How did you get this photo of me
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 years ago
!potatoism@lemmy.world accepts all potato enthusiasts.
Atomfist@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice
FQQD@feddit.de 2 years ago
Poor potato salad 😭
sarmale@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Most uncanny valley ever
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
if mayonaise was a person
ShunkW@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah I fucking look like that too mate
ShunkW@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Foreheads unite
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Aim for the forehead OP
cindylouwhovian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.
Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?