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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • ShunkW@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah I fucking look like that too mate

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      • ShunkW@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Foreheads unite

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      • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aim for the forehead OP

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    • cindylouwhovian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

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      • Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?

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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah kinda

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      • HerrVorragend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        … Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

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      • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands in it

    Then we’re talking some of the best shit around

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    • RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

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    • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

      With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).

      Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

      Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊

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  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

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    • GuerrillaRodeo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What the fuck man

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    • skizzles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mustard, yes!

      I love some good mustard potato salad.

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But… I like potato salad.

    *feels forehead

    Nooooooooooooo!

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  • pleb_maximus@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    U wot m8?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Eat potato salad

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      • pleb_maximus@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Heathen!

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s a selfie of me, the potato salad man

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  • SpermGoobler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why does this feel like an scp

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  • Ranslite@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    angry german noises

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    • EherVielleicht@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I join the angry noises

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Warm potato salad is great.

    spoiler

    just make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun. ___

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  • octoperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    no, these are people who eat potato salad

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    • staticblanket@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wow!

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s some solid potato salad right there

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, I can touch my shins!

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  • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok, I think she’s pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it’s to big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and use light color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too

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      • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        After seeing this post, I’m determined to more than double my potato salad consumption

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is some sort of AI image, right?

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was “If mayonnaise was a person.”

      I hope it’s not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn’t have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.

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      • Sabin10@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What’s wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we’re considered pretty bland and simple up here … you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations … because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.

        Anyways, I’m also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I’m made to feel like I’m talking to someone in the year 2100 and I’m stuck in 1990 … not that they’re smarter, they just think they’re in a better world than where I’m from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I’m talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.

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      • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’d like to introduce you to a few of my bosses

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    3 or 30?

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mentally or physically?

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  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cover that potatoe salad with some gumbo, then we’ll talk! 😋

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ron White in shambles.

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  • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How did you get this photo of me

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  • lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    !potatoism@lemmy.world accepts all potato enthusiasts.

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  • Atomfist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice

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  • FQQD@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Poor potato salad 😭

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  • sarmale@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most uncanny valley ever

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    if mayonaise was a person

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