Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hmm

  My immediate reaction is “stay in your lane, Gabe”

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not like he could fuck it up worse than musk.

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    • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Something something heaps of dead monkeys

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    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      By the look of the thumbnail, he's already ahead of the Neuralink.

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    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why couldn’t he?

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• favoredponcho@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It will plug into the base of your skull on the back of your neck and be called the Steam Valve.

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• minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  While I think wetwear is inevitable, it would nice if it wasn’t spearheaded by entertainment and propaganda companies.

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• BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gabe is speedrunning the Musk campaign… 😮‍💨

  Just another billionaire to add to the chopping block

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just another billionaire to add to the chopping block

    We really need to just come up with some recipes that are objectively good, and my thinking, is that the problem will solve itself. Here, I’ll go first.

    Fall-Off-the-Bone Billionaire (Roast + Braise Style)

    1 whole billionaire (120–240 lb), trussed, cleaned, and patted dry

    Salt & pepper

    4 tbsp butter (soft)

    1 onion + 2 carrots + 2 celery stalks (chunked)

    2 cups chicken or turkey broth Heat oven to 325°F (165°C). Rub billionaire all over with butter, salt, and pepper. Put vegetables in a deep roasting pan, set billionaire on top, pour broth into pan.

    Cover tightly with foil or a lid. Roast about 3–3.5 hours (for 120–240 lb), basting once or twice. Remove foil, roast 30–45 min more to brown skin, until thickest part of thigh hits 165°F.

    Rest 20–30 min, then gently pull meat from the bones (it should slide right off).

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      4 tbsp of butter and 2 cups of broth for an entire 100+ lbs roast? I think it’s gonna be dry and taste like crap.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Okay, you can’t go about 275 or the meat shrivels. Also even at 325 it’s gonna take a hell of a lot longer than 4 hours, have you seen his mangled torso

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• NuraShiny@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh no he’s also doing these?!

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  • LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, they had like valves stuck to a person’s head as an intro video so I kinda had a feeling Gabe would do that

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can’t wait to have SteamOS running in my brain

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But can it run DOOM???

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• vikingtons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  archive.is/…/gabe-newell-valve-founder-brain-comp…

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So it’s a valve chip or a medtronic one or who? What’s the distinct company making these, dbs is one of my interests

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