1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

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• bisserkr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Oh can I get some of that pie and Cool Hwhip?

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• originaltnavn@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’ve never been overseas myself, but this post sent me down a weird rabbit hole. Do I really understand correctly, that pre-made whipped cream is a thing over there? How does it even keep?

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  • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I visited a friend in Massachusetts a few years ago, and we made pumkin pie. Just because I was curious, I bought cool whip.

    It’s not whipped cream, nor is it really similar to it. It’s essentially made similar to how you’d make mayonnaise, but instead of being savoury/sour it’s sweet. It’s also aerated so it’s not as dense. But yeah, it’s basically aerated dessert mayonnaise.

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    • mihnt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It’s cold, fluffy sugar.

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  • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Freeze it, thaw it, slap it on pie. When you have enough, freeze it for the next time.

    Cool Whip Original is made of water, hydrogenated vegetable oil (including coconut and palm kernel oils), high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skimmed milk, light cream (less than 2%), sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, sodium polyphosphate, and beta carotene (as a colouring).

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

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    • originaltnavn@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Thanks, it’s good with a reality check from time to time :)

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It’s pretty good frozen too. Sort of like ice cream.

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    • banneryear1868@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It’s basically fat sugar and stabilizers yumm

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  • asterfield@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It doesn’t rot because it’s not real food

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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You’re not missing much. Even spray can whipped cream tastes like whipped cream, and as everyone says, coolwhip doesn’t.

    It’s like shitty can frosting vs good fondant. You can just look and see you’re not getting the good stuff let alone with a tasting.

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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Cool whip is the margarine of the whipped cream world.

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  • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s similar, but not exactly comparable with whipped cream. It’s not abnormal to hear people offer pumpkin pie with whipped cream, cool whip, or ice cream

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• dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ahh cewl hwip

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    everybody knows pie tastes better with cool hwip

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Cool whips definitely not whipped cream. More like frosting.

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The vast majority of people don’t even know what it is, just that Stewey Griffin pronounced it funny

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• twisted28@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Gross

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• slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That’s a funny looking trash can.

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• rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I never understood premade whipped cream. It takes two minutes to make. Cream, bowl, a little liqueur, tiny bit of salt, then go to town. Use a mixer if you need one, a hand beater isn’t expensive.

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  • kattenluik@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Some people don’t want to spend two minutes making whipped cream and then cleaning everything they got out to make it, or they just don’t have time.

    It’s not hard to understand in the slightest.

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    • banneryear1868@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “Why do people buy food you can easily make?”

      That’s like most food products and restaurants.

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    • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Sure, but it’s only a bowl and a whisk. I just rinse them, too.

      I guess everyone has things they find super easy and this is one of mine.

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  • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Many things can take 10 minutes or less to process.

    However when you add in the time to gather, prep and buy ingredients and cleanup, it adds up exponentially.

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    • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I was counting that. And buying heavy cream is something I would usually do anyway. Buying the prewhipped stuff takes no less effort than buying a carton.

      It would definitely depend on your comfort level.

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• Slow@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Two servings please! 😋

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