That is an insult to Zorg.
Zorg is twice the villain that Musk will ever be.
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That is an insult to Zorg.
Zorg is twice the villain that Musk will ever be.
At least Zorg had a plan
Voila! The ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it’s even easier.
I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
What a great little speech to introduce the villain to the audience, with an excellent delivery by Mr. Oldman. Hot damn.
Agreed! Fifth Element is in my top 5 favorite films, and Gary Oldman is a big reason why.
Say what you will about the tenets of Zorg Enterprises. At least he has an ethos.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
- i’ll never forget his name (at least it’s not X
). Gary Oldman is great as always in a fantastic movie.
I mean, Zorg is written like a future version of Musk, so this tracks.
Musk wishes he could become Zorg.
Fire one million
He’s zorg but incompetent and somehow less likeable
Praise Zorg!
Like I said last time, the difference is Zorg actually made something that works.
Looks like if him and Bezos had a kid.
Not mental enough.
Enough Elon Spam…
Swap trump and musk names/ photos and you’re good.
Nah. Zorg was competent.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that
TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I think if Gary Oldman played Musk he’d look much more like Musk. Dude somehow manages to change his face so well.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can’t picture it.