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Is that being too kind?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

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    • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think if Gary Oldman played Musk he’d look much more like Musk. Dude somehow manages to change his face so well.

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He’s a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can’t picture it.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That is an insult to Zorg.

    Zorg is twice the villain that Musk will ever be.

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  • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least Zorg had a plan

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Voila! The ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it’s even easier.

    I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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    • Letstakealook@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What a great little speech to introduce the villain to the audience, with an excellent delivery by Mr. Oldman. Hot damn.

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      • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Agreed! Fifth Element is in my top 5 favorite films, and Gary Oldman is a big reason why.

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  • kibiz0r@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Say what you will about the tenets of Zorg Enterprises. At least he has an ethos.

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  • RollForInitiative@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg - i’ll never forget his name (at least it’s not X). Gary Oldman is great as always in a fantastic movie.

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, Zorg is written like a future version of Musk, so this tracks.

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Musk wishes he could become Zorg.

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      • MoreOrLess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fire one million

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  • moog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s zorg but incompetent and somehow less likeable

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  • nevemsenki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Praise Zorg!

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  • db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Like I said last time, the difference is Zorg actually made something that works.

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  • WooWooKachoo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like if him and Bezos had a kid.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not mental enough.

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  • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Enough Elon Spam…

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  • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Swap trump and musk names/ photos and you’re good.

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    • GuyWithLag@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah. Zorg was competent.

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