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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      At the same time‽

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.

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    • M137@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like “many nuts, one book”

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      • Sondermotor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        There’s a 50k word novel that doesn’t use the letter E. Increasing the letter count tenfold while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.

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      • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        technically invisible ink

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    whats with the book writing thing? First I’m hearing about it.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      New Novel November

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      • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

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      • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Fuck that.

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      • wieson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        In which nation?

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      • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        !nanowrimo@literature.cafe

        (Sadly not very active of a community yet)

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      its called NaNoWriMo

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      • wieson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Nah, not writing month

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Does anyone actually do any those challenges? I always thought it was a joke.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      A lot of people do No Shave November, I assume anyone who says they do No Nut November is joking and I’ve never heard of the book one until now

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The communities for both of those challenges are so far apart that I doubt anyone does both.

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      • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Does anyone actually do either though?

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    • Fridgeratr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’m doing no shave and trying to grow a beard. It’s not going very well lol, it looks like shit

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      • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        It takes at least a month to get past the itchy and scraggly stage into something dignified.

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  • jerome@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Why are you guys doing this to yourselves?

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Sadists

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    • starbreaker@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Because From Software games aren't hard anymore.

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      • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        But I am.

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      NaNoWriMo? It’s a push to get that writing project out of your brain and onto paper, it’s super helpful for some people just to have something telling them to do the thing.

      NNN? Test of self control. “I can quit any time I want” is something addicts say when they can’t quit any time they want. It’s also super easy, if it feels like masochism to not nut for more than a week, you’re addicted.

      No shave november? Pure, unadulterated laziness.

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  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    #NovemberNunnery

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    • Stig_Martyr@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      #NinetyNutNovember

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    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      #NoNonsenseNovember

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  • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Didn’t know about the novel one, but I already forgone NNN when doctors said it was bullshit.

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    • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      National Novel Writing Month, often abbreviated NaNoWriMo, is an annual event encouraging people to finally write that novel they’ve always said they would. The goal is to write 50K words during the month. There are usually meet ups, writing workshops, and other gatherings so participants can encourage each other, share ideas, and generally have fun being part of a thing.

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      • worldsayshi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Great now I have to write a 50k word novel in 82 minutes.

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      • TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Some ridiculous percentage of all currently publishing novelists in the US have an MFA in literature or creative writing or something similar. If this makes you feel a little suspicious about how the publishing industry actually works, it should. It’s very much a closed ecosystem that’s all about recycling the tried and true and that is highly risk averse in terms of straying from the norm. This is why it’s almost impossible for “regular” people to get a novel published unless they self-publish.

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Since when do you have to write a 50k novel?

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    • voidMainVoid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      They’re talking about National Novel Writing Month, aka NaNoWriMo, which is November.

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    • TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Also, 50k words is pretty short for a novel. It’s more of a novella.

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  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Millennial problems

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Why do Americans ruin everything?

    It’s not no shave November is Movember. Moustaches for Novemeber. Optional sideburns but they can’t touch the moustache. Just like the cool old timers. It’s been very clear when this started what the rules were.

    And it isn’t about doing it as a challenging it’s about raising awareness and money for testicular cancer.

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  • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Illuminating manuscripts on vellum November

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    So is self-flagellation, if you’re into self-denial and masochism. Make of that statement what you will.

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    • voidMainVoid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That doesn’t sound like self-denial. What are you denying? That sounds like an indulgence.

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