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Beardy bois

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We all know that’s mold, right?

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, it’s the christmas spirit

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      • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Beardy bois

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      • marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Tiny lil zz tops

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re mold.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

        Yes I know that doesn’t make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

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    • byroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said “I think, therefore I am”. In this essay I will…

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      THERE’S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

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    • hunter2@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Most of us.

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    • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos

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      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

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    • nodsocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

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      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They’re all yours, bud!

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    • static_dragon@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So is blue cheese

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Moldy memes

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    • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Moldy memes with christmas themes

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  • byroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Taste like strawberry, texture like candy floss. Put it in ur mouth

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Best of both worlds

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Curious how the 🍓s retained their rigid conical form when they should’ve been mushy slimy goop at this point

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    • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They look like they weren’t quite ripe when put in the container. Probably contributed a bit to the longevity.

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  • atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Strawberry is one of my favorites and you’re ruining it. Jesus. I will know no peace.

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  • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Little Santas, sure.

    Mall Santas, based on the smell.

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  • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?

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  • PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      *until after

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  • FQQD@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love when they do this ^^

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Washing your fruits should make them last longer

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  • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They look like little blushing porcupines!

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s to die for!

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